Just when I think I couldn't like you more....you go and do something like this.

Basically Scarlett O'Hara's entire post-war wardrobe in Gone With the Wind, but this ensemble in particular:

Everything Grace Kelly wears in Rear Window, but especially this dress:

One of these dresses:

Cher's red dress from the valley party in Clueless. I'd take the jacket and the shoes, too (couldn't find a great image of the whole outfit), but LOVE that dress.

Tippi Hedren's coat from Marnie:

Had he been at the gin?

They probably slather it with Creme de la Mer, just like they do with North's butt.

at least he can hang out with one lol

I think it's so funny because he says it so many times! As soon you start laughing, he says it again! I'm crying and can't breathe from laughing. This is fantastic.

I dunno why I find this so hilarious, but now my tummy hurts from laughing. PINGWINGS!

"Apple is literally your dad."

he's compared himself to Homer before. actually, now that I'm remembering what I read I think he said he was better than Homer.

Now come on Kelly, you left out the best part of that douchetastic USA Today interview:

Like a guy who's going to leave you with an incurable disease that will give him some new insight into his own condition?

Now I'm just picturing the same arrogance from other hacks.

Manly sensitive yet anorgasmic.

I didn't have an opinion on Nicholas Sparks until now, aside from thinking his movies and books look like things I would not enjoy, but this:

"Fuck Nicholas Sparks" is my new favourite headline. Also, is there fucking in his books? If not, then I agree it's not romance. Which means that romance novels are better. Because dongs.