Opium poppy latex, the active bit, is quite bitter.

Every couple of years I read some variant of this story. Either it's an urban legend that won't die, news outlets keep returning to an old story without realizing it's old, or China has a serious problem with noodle shops putting opium poppies in the food. CNN claims that it's a reoccurring problem, noting earlier…

But opium kills your appetite!

YEAH, BUT IS THERE MSG IN IT BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THAT

People began getting suspicious when the Yelp reviews went from 1 star to a sparkling emerald dragon.

Hey man, his noodles are dope!

Match made in narcissistic fashion hell.

I briefly met her at a fashion show years ago. I have to say, she is very miniature and is totally beautiful in person. She contours a LOT, but she's got great bone structure.

Nori also has resting bitch face. I think it's also just how the West face looks.

Lady stars do this all the time and it IRKS me. It does not flatter anyone.

Agree! Hate those shoes.

Ahhh just a big ole ball of ridiculous.

The shoes/boots/gladiator sandals are fug.

Has anyone seen her in person? She appears to contour her face a crap ton. Does it look weird in person?

Madame Tussauds work gets better and better!

What the heck am I wearing, sweetie?

Doesn't Yeezus have enough money yet to invest in at least one additional facial expression?

Kim dressed BDSMish and Kanye is ready for his magic carpet ride.

Sorry boo, but your shoes don't match.