Oui.

Alright people, let's talk sexism. I've got my curly hair on.

Not owning a computer/phone doesn't help given that there are peeping toms, toilet-cams and camera-equipped drones (for those inaccessible windows and walled celebrity properties). Not being naked at any time doesn't work - with infrared and terahertz cameras, you can sometimes get apparently "naked" pics of…

For a second I was afraid it was going to be a serious article.

This list is brilliant.

I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW

Well, as an IT security expert I came here about to rip into this with the old 'no such method exists!' and the article went another way entirely.

Stop existing!

Done and done. Thank's Erin!

Unrelated, anyone want to hangout tonight at the graveyard? I'm feeling... thirsty.

Avoid being sexually attractive

he is a photobomb expert

Hellooo...

Especially when paired with "man who gropes."

Trying to read Ms. Wintour's texts.

TWINSIES

OMG YOU GUYS, ANNA WINTOUR AND I HAVE THE SAME PHONE.

"[L]ast season's jeans"? "[L]ast season's jeans"?!

It was more likely a glass of $300 chardonnay.