Honestly, Kim is a gorgeous girl, but this is maybe one of the worst pictures I've seen of her. I can't put my finger on why, though.

Gwyneth used the phrase jewish princess, if you click the article you will see it. It was a reference to that, nothing I could've come up with.

correct, you are automatically Jewish if your Mother is Jewish. if your father is Jewish, you are not Jewish :) Gwenny should stay out of the tribe

I am sorry Gwenny, but NO NO NO, don't even think about it

So what Kim basically is saying is "bunch of people we found cool said it was a good name so we picked it because we're those kinds of people".

Shame it wasn't a plan to have a brand called North By North West then.

Gwyneth and Judaism really is funny. Remember when she said she was half Jewish...haha. Oh well good-luck…

"Uh oh I have to poop."

it was my birthday yesterday, too, so I've been mentally crossing out Beyonces name in all the birthday well-wishes and putting in mine.

Me during the entire video:

Holy shit, daily? Man, I don't even let hotels change my linens every night. Jesus, it's been one day. I didn't vomit or kill anyone on the bed. THE SHEETS ARE FINE. NO MAID SERVICE. LEAVE THEM ALONE.

"Place whatever blanket...."?????

She makes no mention of a mattress protector under the fitted sheet. What a slattern.

I had an American flatmate in Montreal one summer who washed and IRONED her sheets DAILY. My hydro (electricity) bill went up exponentially that summer, costing more in July than I usually spent in the dead of minus-30-degree (Celcius - cold enought to amputate your balls) winter. I was too stunned and incredulous to…

Only 22? Yeah, maybe just a tad.I gave up at 32, met him what felt like ten minutes later. 21 years later, he's still here. :)It might take a while. It's worth it.

Not dating is one of my favorite activities, actually. I want kids but other than that I could happily not date for years and years. People are generally terrible so I like to spend time around the ones I already know.

You keep those texts and tell all your friends. I may be paranoid but I would keep all that in case he tries something against you.

Stamping his feet:

I'm in the same boat. I set up a Tinder a few days ago for shits and gigs and I've already deleted it. I can't help but feel like none of these guys have good intentions.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

This is what happens when you praise every little thing your sons do.