I just hope women out there learn a very simple lesson from all of this. If you don't want the naked photos that you took in the privacy of your own home posted on the internet then, well, the internet can't ever have existed in the first place. So someone is going to have to take it upon themselves to travel back in…

I know i'm beating the dead horse when I say that turning a famous woman's body into a commodity is vile and horrible, but I am still never-endingly stunned that when there's an opportunity to help or view her in a human light they can't and resort to seeing the entire matter as a property/copyright dispute.

In the Xmas Jammies video, the dad raps about his vasectomy.

It is a damn shame that our husbands worry about someone attacking us physically for setting them straight. A damn shame.

"That Telly Savalas motherfucker".

I think I might want to marry Jessica Williams.

I'm really jealous the lady got to be in five seconds of the worst Iron Man film that I never saw.

I'm so glad I'm ignorant to this shit.

Jon Stewart's and Nathan Fillion's lovechild.

Why are these monsters subjecting their poor children to this?

I thought that the guy was Jon Stewart at first glance with the screen grab.

I'm not usually one for white guilt, but....white people...

Just the screenshots fill me with so much cringe. I can't handle the video, and I admit I sat through all of Swagger Wagon. I miss the days when people made this shit and family newsletters and that stuff and just sent it to, yknow, family.

On the one hand, I want to give her love for representing as a fuller-figured woman who wants to wear avant-garde design and give no fucks.

Is Kanye popping a bubble in last picture?

I can only imagine the leg waffles this will lead to.

Callie, thank you for pointing us to keanuisimmortal.com. I have long believed that Keanu is some sort of supernatural creature but did not have a place to go online where I could find evidence to help proselytize my belief. Once again, you're doing your readers an invaluable service.

Only 13 days until "The Mindy Project" returns! Oh, how I've missed you...

It's a rare form of sleep tweeting, one of those wacky Ambien side effects I'm sure.

God, Kanye West always seems like that guy you avoid getting into conversation with because you he'll never shut the fuck up. Always about himself.