I read Holly Madison’s book, and even though she definitely tried her hardest to present herself in the best light possible I have no doubt that he was a narcissist and a control-freak that exploited women’s insecurities to make a fortune. Why he can be so revered by anyone other than horny cis straight teenage boys…

He may not have called them bitches, but he sure as hell didn’t respect them. I will never understand the Hefner apologists - it is no coincidence that Cosby and Hefner were best buddies and at least one of the Cosby rapes happened at the Playboy Mansion.

Willi is my spirit animal!!!! Also, I had a huge crush on Flip the grasshopper - he just looked so dapper with his hat!

God she’s cool! Baba Yaga for the win!!!

Yes, absolutely! Butt plugs, people - they are shaped that way for a reason!

I’ve heard a few stories/urban myths of women sticking all sorts of things into their vaginas and those things getting stuck, e.g. open bottles that create a vacuum once inserted. Also: anally inserted stuff that slips in too deep - obviously can happen to both men and women.

Holy shit, Bloom is LIVID! I love that woman so damn much!

Black Swan was so ridiculously pretentious, I couldn’t take it seriously one bit! My best friend LOVES Aronofsky and was mortally offended that I felt indifferent about Black Swan. I just felt it was completely predictable and devoid of deeper meaning while pretending to be, like, super deep and artsy. Also - didn’t…

As a Catholic that summary makes me roll my eyes so hard they are about to pop out of skull - there’s nothing more predictably pretentious than lame-ass, one-dimensional bible allegories in a horror movie. Blah. But then, I also thought Black Swan was boring and predictable, so what do I know.

I’m just pissed at them for pretty much just appropriating Asian skincare innovations and selling them as brand new/unique. Their overpriced sunscreen was basically a version of the much, much cheaper Biore Aqua sunscreen that’s been around forever. The only Glossier product I find intriguing is their cream (mousse?)…

Good! I think Germany has those laws too, actually - my sister told me about this a while ago.

And while we’re on the subject: I just can’t understand why child labour laws do not apply to all those Youtubers who exploit their kids for fame and views. There is this one particular vlogger family from England/Ireland whose vlogs I’ve watched once because a friend of mine loves them (for whatever reason, shudder)…

Yeah, Kylie’s stuff is made by Colourpop, and even though I love Colourpop because it is cheap and has decent quality, it definitely isn’t worth the prices they charge for those lip kits. The quality is also always a little bit uneven from my experience. Definitely no comparison to Bite and Kat von D etc. Fenty’s…

People gave both Kylie and Kim shit for not being really involved with the production side of their makeup. In fact, Kylie in particular got a load of shit for not knowing what goes into her products etc. And Kim, rightfully, received a LOT of criticism on social media because of her ridiculously limited shade range…

Yeah, seriously - it needs to be something ugly and twisted. This is a feminist website goddammit, an old hag like me needs some representation here!!!

It legit took me forever to make a choice! Same with Selkie vs. Harpy and Dragon vs. Lady Gremlin!

The combination of the two is truly horrific!

I’m sorry, I wish I could!!!

Alright, I mixed something up - it’s the KETCHUP that has pink glitter in it, the sausages are glitter-free.

And white! Bonus points if she has blonde hair!