Everything here in Germany is unicorn-themed at the moment, it’s exhausting! We even have unicorn sausages, with pink glitter in them, HALP!

Who voted for angels?! We might as well keep the boring mermaids, hmpf.

I absolutely respect people’s choice to go vegan and I can see the arguments for it, but for me it would never work. I was a vegetarian for many years but had to stop because I was anaemic - yes, I did eat all my leafy greens, I simply have a genetic disorder that makes absorbing iron extra hard PLUS a heavy period…

“And none of us have grown up with the word with the negative connotations that you have in the US, well we’ve known it’s a bad word, but not the weight behind it.”

I have a very zealous vegan friend who will, without fail, chirp in with a “have you tried going vegan?” no matter what physical or mental illness is discussed within a group. It’s beyond exhausting! No, sweetheart “going vegan” will not cure my depression. Melted cheese is, in fact, about the only thing that will…

I am about to turn 39 and I am getting ridiculous acne flareups on my cheeks (my cheeks!!!! wtf!!!!) all of a sudden, after being acne-free all throughout my 30s. So unfair!!!

Well, I think for Americans WW2 movies are kind of “feel good” movies because you get to be the “good guys.” I can only watch WW2 movies that are decisively anti-war, and there are almost no American ones who are like that. There is always this really uncomfortable undertone of “wow, war is so awesomely heroic, isn’t…

I really wonder what will happen to the British monarchy once the Queen is gone. It feels like she is the last bastion of that ultra conservative view on royalty as this untouchable, ideal status, where everyone in the family has to be almost inhumanly perfect. The young ‘uns are definitely rebelling against this!

“Prince George could be married to a muslim when he’s King, and it will be fine.”

I doubt they care about her being a divorcee given the fact that the Prince of Wales is a divorcee who married another divorcee...

Wait, wasn’t there a rule that the spouse of the monarch cannot be Catholic?! Did I dream that?

Oh god, I GOOGLED IT!!! Shit. How the fuck did they publish this, how?!

You’re not giving up, are you? It’s almost adorable!

Your mom sounds fabulous!

It’s crazy that designers get away with making clothes exclusively for underdeveloped adolescent girls - their main clientele, surely, are grown-ass women? See also: the temper tantrums the designers on Project Runway throw every time they have to design for a woman who dares to have hips. So glad they switched it up…

Wow, that picture is truly peak 80s!

Same! I can’t roll my eyes hard enough at their specific brand of “girl power”, but that’s probably because I am an old who is tired and cranky as fuck.

I thought it was mostly for female leads in a rom-com!

I don’t quite understand why people argue with me about my comment about Kästner “getting a lot of slack” for staying. I’m just reporting a fact, not saying that I myself see it that way.... It wasn’t really meant to open a debate about what is, truly, a very, very difficult and complex topic.

“New Zealand.”