Oh the hue-manity...

How do I delete comments?

Enjoy the xrays

Easy way to get stoned amirite?

If in doubt give it a clout

Obviously knows nothing.

I bought this, it was an excellent phone back in the day, with it's flashy lights, stereo speakers, iTunes integration and whole 5MB of memory.

It doesn't suit them. I would avoid places like that.

In some cases like this there is no space, so run away from the train, and allow it to stop behind you, instead of being a sitting duck

It's easier to get away with this once you know what you're doing. I don't see why she didn't just run to the opposite side of the platform where there is lots of free space and wait for the train to pass.

Mmmmmm... extraterrestrial batteries... exotic!

Google.

Not having it! That speed test is f***ing s***, try this one it's miles better... http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english

I've had this MacBook since Christmas, It's been switched off like 10 times, not including restarts.

I'd rather kill myself than own a Samsung phone.

Fuck off.

I just happened to be listening to Muse - Panic Station while reading this article, appropriate? Yes, I believe so.

Can't get it to work - Just get a black screen :L

That's pretty smart. xD