Aiden, Caden, Brayden, etc all just scream white trash mom to me

People who hate Skip Bayless are people who watch daytime ESPN. So who they should really hate is themselves.

I guess journalism these days includes using random tweets as credible sources.

Chicken Tenders over nachos? The fact that you don’t like beer should have been an early indicator that your opinion is worth less than Gossage.

Steroids are a hell of a drug

This has to top the “Best sports stories written by women in 2016"

I mean if anyone can understand what it is like being embarrassed about your dick boss it has to be a deadspin writer, right?

Signing with Chelsea as an unproven “top flight” talent just strikes me as very short sighted. Chelsea has very little history of taking chances on those young unproven players. Usually preferring to loan them out to lesser leagues. I was disappointed to see Matt sign there, but hopefully i eat crow later.

And he looks like the Dave Chappelle version of a crackhead