For reasons only one person knows, and I'm not tellin'.
Does anyone here do Crossfit? My neighbor teaches classes, and well, with bikini season just around the corner (hah, like I would ever wear a bikini), it's time to step my fitness program. Plus, I'm getting bored and am ready for a new challenge.
I don't know why, but I need to share that after a long Winter of feeling like shit, the Spring is finally here, the weather is awesome, I'm spending tons of time working out down at the beach, and something really, really incredible is happening in my life that I never expected, so I'm walking around on air, and I…
Hey, I just heard from ludditesque! She's okay - she was working in the ER when it happened but her hospital is across the river and not a trauma center, so they basically got the walking wounded and not the really horrendous stuff. She's home now and with her sweet Nigel, so she's doing okay.
Gerbils has had two, count 'em, two, glasses of wine with dinner tonight, and since it has been established (last week) that I am a cheap date, I am here and ready to partay with anyone and everyone who is like-minded! Big o'l Woot!
I went to Gawker and my inbox is still there. Does this mean we can still communicate through our inboxes in that stealth kind of way? I like the idea of it, like a private message system. If this is so, littlewing, you have some messages waiting! Please send your responses in the form of pictures!
So, this is so confusing to me. How do we follow someone? Does this mean that everything from last night is now gone? Like, if I commented on someone's comment and they wouldn't have gotten it until today, it's gone? I'm confused by internety things on a normal day - this has me pretty much paralyzed!
I feel kind of bad being sober for our last night. My stomach can't handle another night of wine. Or can it?
Is this topless picture day a thing? If I drink half a bottle of wine, I may offer up mine! Since we're going away anyway.
Yo, is this the right place? I'm confused about where I am and I'm even sober today! If so, hey, y'all!
Happy Saturday night, y'all! Guess what? I'm drinking again! Yeah, holy fuck, lock up your men, lock up your women, too, Gerbils is on her way to another buzz. Two days in a row! shit.
Holy gods. I just read through last night's thread and apparently, I say "shit" a whole lot when I'm drunk. And I'm a cheap date! I did not, for the record, drunk text the pitching coach, but it crossed my mind, I won't lie. Oh, crap. I have a headache and that whole "working out to get it out of your system" thing is…
Happy Friday to y'all! For the first time in like, 15 years, I'm drunk!
After letting the girls out again yesterday and getting a bit of sunburn, today was tan the back day, and now my ass is quite possibly in need of sunscreen. Or just a good rubdown with lotion after my shower, which is now necessary. For all sorts of reasons.
Turns out that if you find a windbreak and let your body adjust to the sun and temp, you can go topless, afterall! The more you know....
Hahahaha, all the girls going apoplectic over the Jon Snow quote about eating burgers on a date: of course you can eat a burger in front of guy and maintain your usual level of Hollywood emaciation! Everyone knows you're just going to excuse yourself to the ladies' room to hurl it all back up!
Sunshine two days in a row! I got out to the deck yesterday, but my kid was out of school, so I had my sports bra on, instead of letting the girls flap about in the breeze, and now I have squirrely-look tan lines. And it's 20 degrees colder today, so I don't think I'll be remedying that any time soon. Fie! Spring…
Days like this call for the sunroof to be open, and Sublime or the Dirty Heads blasting out the CD player. Why can't every day be like today? The only thing that would make it better is a strawberry daquiri served in the nude by Pitching Coach, followed by a personal massage while naked on the deck.
It was actually nice enough to sit outside today on my deck, so I was able to let the boobs out for some air and sun whilst dreaming about the way Pitching Coach was looking yesterday in his baseball pants. It was a pleasant to way to pass two hours. Now I think I'll go take a shower. You know, to get clean and all.
I have to parent brag. I HAVE TO. Boygerbil finally got to play in a varsity game today, as a freshman - he pitched the last three innings of his game! Three! No one scored on him, andandand his very first varsity at-bat, he hit it out to right field for a single! He is a very happy boy tonight and I am a very happy…