Holy gods. I just read through last night's thread and apparently, I say "shit" a whole lot when I'm drunk. And I'm a cheap date! I did not, for the record, drunk text the pitching coach, but it crossed my mind, I won't lie. Oh, crap. I have a headache and that whole "working out to get it out of your system" thing is… Read more
Hahahaha, all the girls going apoplectic over the Jon Snow quote about eating burgers on a date: of course you can eat a burger in front of guy and maintain your usual level of Hollywood emaciation! Everyone knows you're just going to excuse yourself to the ladies' room to hurl it all back up!
Sunshine two days in a row! I got out to the deck yesterday, but my kid was out of school, so I had my sports bra on, instead of letting the girls flap about in the breeze, and now I have squirrely-look tan lines. And it's 20 degrees colder today, so I don't think I'll be remedying that any time soon. Fie! Spring… Read more
Days like this call for the sunroof to be open, and Sublime or the Dirty Heads blasting out the CD player. Why can't every day be like today? The only thing that would make it better is a strawberry daquiri served in the nude by Pitching Coach, followed by a personal massage while naked on the deck.
It was actually nice enough to sit outside today on my deck, so I was able to let the boobs out for some air and sun whilst dreaming about the way Pitching Coach was looking yesterday in his baseball pants. It was a pleasant to way to pass two hours. Now I think I'll go take a shower. You know, to get clean and all.
I have to parent brag. I HAVE TO. Boygerbil finally got to play in a varsity game today, as a freshman - he pitched the last three innings of his game! Three! No one scored on him, andandand his very first varsity at-bat, he hit it out to right field for a single! He is a very happy boy tonight and I am a very happy… Read more