yeah thanks for the hand Luke...i mean it would have been nice if Solo hadn’t died already, and the fleet wasn’t just about completley destroyed and the republics main planets hand’t just been exploded...

You put that much better than I have been.

Defending your love interest to every troll in the comments section, is a bit much friend.

We get it man, you love Magary.

Drew: You guys, Bill Simmons write a Bad Column!

So I ventured over to The Ringer and read the article... some takes:

wow this whole thing reminds me of omar from the wire (the best character btw)

You’ve gotta pace yourself. The Pats will probably win at least one more game and maybe as many as three more. There’s plenty to fisk before it’s all over.

You really don’t want to come off as shrill. I mean, you’d have to calm down 400 percent to even get back to shrill, but you might want to aim for a level below…

Dude. Maybe...maybe there’s something else going on here? What the hell does “cockfaced” mean? Take a breath, everyone agrees with you, to some extent, about Simmons. But the breathless, spittle-fueled tantrums about his opinions of Boston sports are depressingly miserable.

Wickersham reports: “The Patriots repeatedly offered Garoppolo four-year contract extensions, in the $17 million to $18 million range annually that would go higher if and when he succeeded Brady. Garoppolo and Yee rejected the offers out of hand ...”

Drew you are deadspins best guy hands down. But there is such a weird infiriorty complex this whole site seems to have with Simmons. I am a fan of both and do not have a dog in this fight. But I’m curious if you could elaborate on deadspins fascination with Simmons. He’s second only to trump in your sites hierarchy of…

This is a load of insufferable on top of another load of insufferable.

because he’s the most powerful, influential sportswriter in America.

Shit, is he still? The Ringer seems like a much smaller outfit than Grantland; I haven’t even thought of Simmons prior to this in like, at least a year.

Really? Wait, I don’t feel like I’ve gotten my point across enough…

You’re being completely dishonest about the Curran thing but whatever. Curran absolutely DID dispute the Jimmy offer. You are taking a Curran quote about something else (atmosphere surrounding the team) in the article and falsely attributing it to the Jimmy G offer part, which is what Simmons referred to. Can’t make…

In the past week, Drew Magary compared a Tony Wroten standard cliche postgame quote (“trust the process”) to two different startup companies funded by Kevin Durant and Drew Brees.

Is is that slow of a sports news day where there have to be two articles about how bad of a sports writer Bill Simmons is....as if we couldn’t have found out how people feel about him here by simply searching his name...

About this line of thinking....the fact is that one person waving a laser sword stopped a large imperial force from subduing the galaxy and killing millions of people. There was no mistake there.

Don’t really see how that requires him to project himself over there, instead of just being there in person. (Or at least just remaining alive instead of weirdly dying for no good reason.)