That’s why I prefer watching HS games.

Casinos have had automatic facial recognition technology for a long time. Another poster mentioned above:

Usually blue is drinking water, yellow is gas (or other flammable substances) , green sewer, and orange utilities like cable TV. I’ve also seen people spray bright green or bright orange to point out tripping hazards, like a sidewalk that has lifted in a section.

Always preemptive First Amendment truthers.

Agreed, because the offender is not being punished by the government; he’s being punished by a private organization. [SNIFFS]

Serious question: how do you even enforce something like this? It’s not like they check IDs against a “banned” list for everyone who enters the stadium. The worst I can see happening is if he gets caught at Fenway again, he gets charged with Criminal Trespass.

So.... maybe I missed it, but where in here do you explain how “the terrible Eastern Conference has a lot to do with the stupid max contract rule”?

Seeing as how Tony Parker is not a sopping wet vagina, my guess is that’s probably too much to hope for. But, hey, people can surprise you.

It starts with adding context. Golden State was able to add Durant because it was a weird limbo year where the cap jumped: Every team was extended a max deal’s worth of space after the TV deal kicked in.

Yea, I did. It was above the strike zone.

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

did you have a people with Ortiz doing the same thing dozens upon dozens upon dozens of times?

if hart did it on purpose, it was stupid as hell, not just because throwing at heads is always stupid as hell but because at the time of the pitch he had runners on first and third in a close game and by the ‘logic’ of retaliation that’s a particularly terrible time to retaliate

And some baseball players (white pitchers mostly) need to grow the fuck up. I’m sure it irks Machado (and other hitters) when the pitcher strikes them out and fists pumps and celebrates on his way to the dugout. The only difference is its not accepted by everyone that the batter gets to then assault the pitcher the…

No that’s exactly why he did it, they threw behind his back and then a few pitches later he hammers one. The pimping is just the exclamation mark on the fuck you he served the Sox.

Best possible timeline:

I just want to be clear - are you putting staring at a home run and throwing 90 mph heat at a guy’s head in the same category of “continuing beef?”

The rest of what? The “unwritten rules”? It’s crap. Machado isn’t instigating anything. If you hit a ball to the goddamn moon you should be allowed to watch it for a second or two without a butthurt guy throwing at your face a day later. If Chris Sale strikes Machado out he can fist pump and yell all the way to the…

In all fairness though, that was probably Ortiz running at a full speed.

Who fucking cares? It should be over and done