“Lebron is probably better than Jordan”

Given the beating Anaheim administered, maybe Hungry Hungry Hippos is the game that Edmonton should have learned instead.

Medium to mid rare burgers are where it’s at homeboy.

“magical” is thankfully less hyperbolic than

He got the puck,stopped, turned, and put it over the glove side. *slow clap*

And this writer got his talking point from the NBCSN intermission.

Magical? How often do you watch hockey? Was it a good shot? Yes. Magical? GTFO.

Watching this game as a Ducks fan, you’d think he was the only player on the ice. The announcing has been terribad.

Americans sang the Jamaican anthem? because that is what is happening here, game in Canada singing the American anthem.

Wasn’t the Jamaican anthem though. The Canadian crowd sang the US anthem.

An ice cube will not make a burger moist. An ice cube will make a burger wet. Wet, and flavourless. You need fat because fat gives you moisture and flavour.

Don’t use lean meat.

<grumpy young millennial> I agree w the grumpy old man

All I can think to myself is how incredibly excited Lonzo would be to sign a shoe deal with Nike or Adidas. That’s every young basketball player’s dream.

THIS.

This. If I’m taking in that kind of sugar, it’s coming with all the fiber attached.

Seriously, just be a goddamn grownup and eat your veggies.

<grumpy old man>unless you are using it as a mixer, juice is stupid. you want juice? eat a fucking apple. as a bonus you get fiber too.</grumpy old man>

A gross oversight.

I couldn’t help but notice that you didn’t mention the beauty of the Juice Weasel.