No, I get that. And those are absurd. But the follow up to “I’m not putting five feet of space between the spoiler alert and my comment” doesn’t need to be “so therefore I’m just going to reveal something with no warning whatsoever.” It’s pretty easy to say “*SPOILER* This is just like Citizen Kane where rosebud…

You’re impressed by that? Why? Weaseling out of things is important! It’s what separates us from the animals!

Good lord. That’s less of a trailer and more a fan made synopsis of the movie. I’d say that’s definitely the worst trailer I’ve ever seen.

“A really good movie-making experiment would have been if he had made WLB with the Cast Away cast.”

“Why would anyone ever assume that if a movie has been out for over 2 decades, it hasn’t been seen?”

I love that the lesson from this is that the autonomous cars aren’t ready, as opposed to the fact that humans are idiots that do things like back into parked cars. Two autonomous vehicles wouldn’t have hit each other. The sooner we can develop this technology and get it online the safer we’ll all be- human beings are…

And an autonomous vehicle wouldn’t have backed into a parked car.

Sheesh, everytime I read an article about how professional gamers behave and treat one another it reminds me of hanging out with a bunch of morons freshman year of college. It’s just a bunch of “dudes” trying to be “awesome”, pick up “chicks”, and talk smack to one another.

Oh man, what a missed opportunity: “I sound like a broken record at this point, but you know what makes a broken record sound GREAT?! This Sony soundbar, knocked down to only $148 online!!!”

Oh man, what a missed opportunity: “I sound like a broken record at this point, but you know what makes a broken…

Didn’t JJ Abrams already fix our national anthem?

Probably not. I guess that means we should ignore him saying it now...?

As a Wizards fan, I certainly remember that. It’s just ludicrous to claim that they whupped their asses so bad that the C’s are in Wall and Beal’s heads. The Wizards won one of those games by nearly 30 points, and another one by nearly 20. It was a hard fought series, and it’s not like the Celtics kicked their asses…

Wait, taking a team to a full 7-game series is getting your ass whupped? What are you talking about?

I know this isn’t the point, but I did want to point out that worrying about breaking your neck AFTER you already contorted your body to get your head up your own ass is going to result in you having a bad time no matter what.

“more like don’t blame the thief if the store’s alarm system have a gigantic non monitored backdoor”

The reasonable person test makes no sense in this context. The tax code is incredibly complex, and is literally written out in voluminous detail. This isn’t some common law doctrine of behavior that addresses interactions everyone deals with- the tax code is very specific, providing immense amount of details, with…

Nobody is saying she shouldn’t be charged. Nobody is saying she is totally fine, or that what she did was praiseworthy. Please learn how to address real arguments and not strawmen. And please don’t sound so happy to have the opportunity to knock people out, or to praise officers for violence that causes significant…

Who the hell is giving her a pass? Your’s is another very stupid response.

That’s a very stupid response.