Who the heck was talking about using closed captions when you need to use them? I think you missed the entire point of my comment, which is ironic given the fact that you threw out insults about learning disabilities. But sure, pretend like you are someone who is somehow immune to noticing things whose SOLE PURPOSE is…

Uhhh, no. Watching a movie with closed captions is impossible to ignore, even if you’re the one listening through your headphones. You can’t help but read the captions, so you’re going to distract yourself from the action just so that both you and whatever voyeuristic neighbors can experience the movie in a less than…

To me, in this context it’s not even the hypocrisy that bothers me- a guy looks hurt, so I have a hard time being ecstatic about the hit regardless. The hypocrisy certainly makes it worse, but I’ve never understood people’s ability to freak out and be excited while watching a guy that is clearly having a hard time…

I’d like to hear an explanation as well, but if you’re line-in-the-sand is deadspin posting inconsistent/hypocritical content then I feel like you should have stopped visiting years ago.

Hundreds? Did you mean hundreds of thousands? Even that would be a pretty low estimate of just how much stupid driving is currently on youtube :)

The only thing lame about bringing gloves to stadiums are the idiots that judge people for it. I haven’t done it since I was 10, but if I see a 50 year old with a glove at a game I don’t think anything other than “glad that guy is having a good time.”

No doubt the Yanks and their fans did NOT get hosed. It was a home run even if the stands were completely empty. This isn’t controversial or close at all.

I feel like these are all good suggestions for having a good party, but not necessary for people who don’t drink. I’m 36 and quit drinking ten years ago (as John Mulaney once said- I used to drink, and then I drank too much and had to stop). Most parties I go to nowadays are just people hanging out at someone’s house…

Agree to disagree. Jim WAS really funny...like 5 years ago when Deadspin started using him for everything. Now it’s just loud and predictable.

Great, thanks!

Great, thanks!

Also, for the love of god, can someone come up with something more creative than Jim Ross? Seems like its what they use EVERY friggin’ time they highlight a big hit. It’s like the way deadspin still calls a home run a “giant dong” all the time b/c (hehehehe) someone thought they were making a funny penis joke like 7…

“Humans are only meant to drink milk as infants.”

Thank god some people in the comments section are interested in science and actual nutrition. This article is horrific. I’m appalled lifehacker allowed it to be put up on their site. It’s pure nonsense. It’s like telling everyone in the world that they shouldn’t eat peanuts because some people have peanut allergies,…

“It’s problematic to present an opinion column as factual reporting.” It’s even more problematic when you consider the author who wrote the piece disclosed in the comments section (but not the article) that he’s ALWAYS been anti-milk. So you have someone with a preexisting personal bias taking an opinion piece and…

This is absurd. People who have celiac disease should avoid gluten. People who are lactose intolerant shouldn’t have lactose. Otherwise, milk is a solid source of protein and many vitamins and nutrients. Would you also point out that people shouldn’t eat tofu or pork for protein because certain cuts of beef are BETTER…

Holding down the sleep button until the “slide to power off” option comes up turns off the phone.

Man, the creature effects in the 80s were so much more unsettling than today. I can take anything from modern horror movies, but the 80's movies STILL freaks the shit out of me, and I’m 36.