I feel like these are all good suggestions for having a good party, but not necessary for people who don’t drink. I’m 36 and quit drinking ten years ago (as John Mulaney once said- I used to drink, and then I drank too much and had to stop). Most parties I go to nowadays are just people hanging out at someone’s house…

Agree to disagree. Jim WAS really funny...like 5 years ago when Deadspin started using him for everything. Now it’s just loud and predictable.

Great, thanks!

Great, thanks!

Also, for the love of god, can someone come up with something more creative than Jim Ross? Seems like its what they use EVERY friggin’ time they highlight a big hit. It’s like the way deadspin still calls a home run a “giant dong” all the time b/c (hehehehe) someone thought they were making a funny penis joke like 7…

“Humans are only meant to drink milk as infants.”

Thank god some people in the comments section are interested in science and actual nutrition. This article is horrific. I’m appalled lifehacker allowed it to be put up on their site. It’s pure nonsense. It’s like telling everyone in the world that they shouldn’t eat peanuts because some people have peanut allergies,…

“It’s problematic to present an opinion column as factual reporting.” It’s even more problematic when you consider the author who wrote the piece disclosed in the comments section (but not the article) that he’s ALWAYS been anti-milk. So you have someone with a preexisting personal bias taking an opinion piece and…

This is absurd. People who have celiac disease should avoid gluten. People who are lactose intolerant shouldn’t have lactose. Otherwise, milk is a solid source of protein and many vitamins and nutrients. Would you also point out that people shouldn’t eat tofu or pork for protein because certain cuts of beef are BETTER…

Holding down the sleep button until the “slide to power off” option comes up turns off the phone.

Man, the creature effects in the 80s were so much more unsettling than today. I can take anything from modern horror movies, but the 80's movies STILL freaks the shit out of me, and I’m 36.

Exactly. This just seems like victim blaming to me. Some people saw an old white guy living in Carolina and immediately jumped to the conclusion that a) he must be racist, and b) therefore he must have deserved to get punched for some reason. I listened to the video a dozen times and I can’t think of any other reason…

Yeah, I’m sure that the victim was really throwing racial epithets at a white couple, and everyone else there was such a-holes that they all joined along in randomly throwing out inflammatory language that doesn’t even apply to the assailant. Probably dropped some derogatory terms about Japanese and New Zealanders…

Exactly- as an American of Irish/English descent, that guy looks exactly like my racial demographic. I don’t see anything about that couple that says hispanic, and if you actually listen to the video there are a ton of other words that it sounds like he says that make way more sense in context.

Is there any evidence any one actually thought that guy or his girlfriend were hispanic? Listening to the tape, I’d say spic would be like guess #127 on what he said there. “Respect”, “sit back..”, etc etc. etc. all sound more likely than a racially inflammatory remark that doesn’t even seem accurate for the people…

Then what’s the point of mentioning it? If you think that he’s saying spic then just say “I think he says spic”. Don’t cite to a source if you don’t want the source to be relevant to people’s interpretation of your claim.

Nope, I thought that too. I was like “umm, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 12. What are you talking about?!”

Certainly sounds like “respect”, especially in the context of an argument between a couple of youngsters and an older guy.

“On twitter some folks are saying he’s Latino and the old guy called him a “spic”.”

I’ve never had anything above an iPhone 6 and I never knew there was a way to restart it with the home button. I always just hold down the phone lock button on the right side for a few seconds and bam. Phone turns off. Wait a second, then hold that button again. Boom. Phone restarts. How do you do it with the home…