“The people that habitually do this, the ones that see walking from place to place as a good time to catch up on Facebook and Twitter, do not know this.”

Huh...so people who aren’t paying attention to where they’re going are both a) more likely to walk slowly and cautiously, and b) be unaware of their surroundings, including oncoming traffic? Who knew?

Lol, I love how grand and extravagant y’all make out fulfilling this request to be. Ohhhhh, you have to put it in containers! And then put them oh so perfectly in the bag! Amazing! What an intense and unusual situation that must be for those employees!

Exactly my opinion. You’re going to stick a sharp needle through your baby’s ears just so that you as the mother can decorate her with shiny ornaments. It’s totally self serving, and I don’t really think parents should cause their children pain and fear for the sole purpose of satisfying their own narcissism.

Hahahahahahaha! I love being called a 5 year old idiot by someone that can’t understand even the basic point I was making. It had nothing to do with the market- literally nothing whatsoever. Your response is completely out of left field and does not relate to what anyone was saying. But sure, I’m the idiot in this…

I’m sure this outcome will lead to deadspin’s staff writing more measured takes for years to come.

A) It’s not literal theft. They’re allowed to fill their cup up with milk. It is literally part of the agreement forming the exchange of goods, making it the exact opposite of theft. B) If the starbucks is really worried about the 1/3 of a penny of lost profits they can say no and insist on putting it in another cup,…

“Are people really this illiterate of how the laws work?”

LOL, classic :)

“But it could have ended up being a huge problem any of those instances. That’s the thing. You don’t know that it’s going to work out until it does.”

Do you have a source for the claim that the average salary is $4 million? I can’t find anything that says that, and the stuff that I can find says the average was closer to $2 million back in 2015. Given that Chauncey has no GM experience, I wouldn’t expect him to be offered a huge contract. In fact, I would expect…

You’re attacking a strawman version of me for saying that service industry workers deserve to be treated badly and called names (which are things I literally never said, and it takes either willfully ignoring what I actually did say OR being too stupid to comprehend what was actually written) but in literally the next…

Holy shit. Your clairvoyance is truly astounding.

I wonder if she’s getting a masters degree anywhere.

It’s entitlement to order for 10 people? But if those guys came in and ordered individually it would be okay? How is that any different for the person who has to make ten orders? What is this ridiculous logic that y’all apply to your lives?

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Kinja strawmanning at it’s finest. Cheers pal.

Thank you! This was exactly my mentality at these jobs. I’m literally being paid to do this sort of shit. It’s literally the chipotle employees’ job to put food in containers. Complaining that this guy asks you to do your job in this way is ridiculous given that the whole point of chipotle is to allow people to…

Which is an absurd claim. If it becomes a minor trend then it gets taken into account. If it ACTUALLY slows things down (which, again, it won’t, because when Chipotle is busy everyone waits to PAY at the register, so things going two seconds slower at another station won’t impact people’s wait times) then the…