There’s no fucking way on Earth that you can convince me that this many grays at once is not some kind of coordinated attack!  Or at the very least, they weren’t sent here from a single site or two.

Pssssst!

Does having 300 irrationally pissed off (and grayed-out) white people gathering at once on this site constitute grounds for black people to finally be able to make race-based 911 calls about it???

Bless your astoundingly ignorant-ass heart.

And apparently it was important enough for that tsunami to go to the trouble of immediately creating huge numbers of accounts just to do so! It’s that sudden uncontrollable urge to “refute” from people who are otherwise oblivious to downright blatant racial bigotry 24/7 that makes it painfully hilarious!

To my knowledge, The Matrix trilogy are the only movies in the entire history of American movies to EVER buck the “only whites (or at least an extremely disproportionate percentage of whites) survive the outbreak/cataclysm/apocalypse” rule.

[Doing my best version of a very bad trump imitation.]

Nah, this is rigged!

I didn’t realize how special he was to others besides me until I saw Jason Whitlock repeatedly do a half-assed job of trying to mimic his style...and fail pretty miserably at it.

Which, if you’re keeping score at home, has been the number one quality throughout the last 231 years for making one a “good American”.

Class, today’s word is “irony”. As in...

I missed that one for a second.  Thanks for the late giggle.

Hell, if he keeps doing it like this, I’d buy a collection of the scribbles he writes on dinner napkins!

Michael, my extreme apologies!

Or that Hispanic and America are two very separate things.

“Once upon a time, there was a slave. Or maybe there were 10,000 slaves. Or maybe there was 1.3 million slaves...”

Why do you suppose it’s so important for so many different groups to pick and choose only very select passages from it? In other words, why do so many of those same groups apparently find the The Book in totality to be so dangerous to their particular causes?

Whatever you do, don’t let anybody know I was the one that let you in on this extremely rare little secret I’m about to tell you.

Like I said, I didn’t in the least expect the concept of basic humanity to penetrate.

Here’s the basic principle. (Though I hold very little hope that it’ll actually penetrate.)