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That song is about a fart. In case you didn’t know.

You think the twat that wrote this is a (ahem) master matador???

It’s ok - ALL women are bad drivers, so it evens out!

Edgy bitch writes clickbaity headlines. News at 11.

The Konami code also works with Life Force for the NES..and a couple of other games.

Here we go with the transplaining!!!

Somewhere, some absent minded herpetologist is going to get to work today and wonder why there are 2 pairs of shoes in his snake cage.

#teamlara #teamjacob or ...ahem #teamrex?

She’s probably just hungry. Have a Snickers!!

LICK IT!!!!

This reboot has the potential to be better than the original.

Now playing

I bet he wishes he held on to a little piece of that thing...

I don’t turn. I bank. Hard!

White Panther??? Ewww, Albino thanks!!!

There is a plus side to this. At least you found out why you’re worth ~78 cents to every dollar those nerds make!

Yo, is that the police chief from Stranger Things???

If this claimed his life we could say that he died via Auto erratic fixation!