In middle school I had a friend who would go into his closet every time he had to rip one out, close the door, fart in there, get back out and close the door. He claimed he had been doing this for years and I knew him for at least three before he moved. His greatest joy would be to “initiate” noobz by having them grab…

This is good! I like this. For oh so long, we’ve been teaching them that sexually harassing women is ok! It’s been drilled into their heads since birth. We should also extend this into teaching sons that murder is wrong. Ooooh, and stealing too. Stealing is wrong. And while we’re at it, let’s throw in speeding too.…

I don’t think it’ll be better than Phantoms. Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!

Dont worry people! Alt+Taba is what people will do w/ whatever you come out with anyway!

I suppose the only way you’re going to top that is to have JCVD/Chuck Norris do the splits between those two planes.

It appears that the Chinese are drinking the same koolaid.

Yea!!! I mean, we all know he looks like this, so why go changing things just to appease some people??

Ugh, why would you post a picture of the victim and not the rapist??

Let it Snow!

I think this sums it up better.

Fuckingmachines!

8 Things Scrooge McDuck can do to your mom with as much money as he has! NUMBER 6 WILL SHOCK YOU!!

That still is from The Matrix Reloaded and is not the iconic moment he stopped bullets in the 1st one!

What country is Atrocity the capital of?

Saturn emulation has come a long way.

“Lindy West is one of American culture’s most invaluable voices.... “

Ironic that out of the two that you purchased, the bigger spectacle is you!

I think we can safely remove the I from AI, no?

That’s cute. Which 12 year old aspiring metal band logo artist did you get to do that design?