Considering real-estate prices in the Bay Area, I guess you HAVE to go to Fresno to live rent-free in someone’s head.

I mean, it’s nice that you’re using your imagination and all, but if you read our (my) actual work on the subject, it’s pretty easy to see that literally no part of the argument was about what the Lakers deserve or don’t deserve. Fuck the Lakers. The argument was that the Pelicans, who’d made a mess of Anthony Davis’s…

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

1990’s Nissan: Let’s make a car in every category that is fun, sporty, reliable, and/or give them cutting edge tech and performance of an exotic.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

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It snow wonder the roof is crushed.

Let me list you a bunch of FWD based cars and tell me if they’re no fun to drive.

Still more are stranded on Boston’s transit system, deep beneath the streets, forever, the never returned, fate unknown.

No, they only named it softball to trick vikings into playing it.

That is IndyCar’s current superspeedway rear wing. You can see it at work at the 500 this weekend (without the aeroscreen of course).

As someone who worked at Deutsche Bank from 2005-2009 I can tell you that when the loans to his fat ass were approved those that did were fired. The word on the street was to under no circumstances loan his ass a dime. This is an exact quote from my boss at Citibank, I worked in the private bank from 97-01, “No one at…

It has something the previous 3 iterations didn’t have. What’s it called again?

If I had any money to invest I’d sink it all into pearl futures, because I have a feeling the amount of Republicans who are going to be clutching them over Underwood’s (totally accurate) comment is going to be through the roof.

Are you really going to argue that the prototype should be the final product?

I didn’t think it would take long before someone noticed that the “baby sitter” not the father has homicidal tendencies. Keep him away from crowds.

I still don't know which one was Payton and which was Brayden.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

Here is one of the ones I made.