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Irsay was noncommittal on the idea of tanking for a top pick, stating “while I don’t think Luck will be back any time soon, I don’t oxycondone tanking either.”

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

Don’t clutch those pearls too tightly. It might cause cramping in your hands.

Look on the bright side. He may have his leg amputated, but it will save him from CTE.

A 10 cent Lipton’s teabag can’t show everyone that you can afford to flush 1,000 dollars down the toilet.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

Unfortunately this is par for the course.

old muscle cars from the ‘90s

A week after New York resident Juan Thomas bought a 2004 BMW 745i, in December 2012, the bank that financed the purchase—Wells Fargo—contacted him to say that he needed additional auto insurance for the vehicle.

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

Yeah, when I think of a wall-crushing Juggernaut, I too start with 5'6 Indonesian soccer players.

Did you even read the article you linked to in your dumb comment? Because if you did, and if you thought it was a comparable example of potential corruption, then you shouldn’t be commenting on the Internet; you should be doing your 3rd grade arithmetic homework, having your access to the family computer monitored by

Oh jeez, I didn’t know we were only allowed to complain about stuff if we’d complained about it in the past! Good thing we’ve got you here to write the rules on what we’re allowed to be outraged about, ryanv23!

Oh, thanks for explaining the rules. Didn’t realize that we have to express outrage at every historical instance of shit behavior in order to be outraged about the latest.

What kind of God lets Bill O’Reilly happen to good people?

Ghost cars do exist.

Wouldn’t it be nice to still live in a world where stuff like this was considered important? Nice work if you can get it.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

If she was really raped, why didn’t she go the cops?