I think this guy is trolling us. Wypipo will tell us next week that he doesn’t even have any kids and his name is Jason.

To be fair, insurance would be really cheap if it wasn’t for all the sick people.

I think this quote from Ryan’s Wikipedia page says everything we need to know about his policy chops:

Barton was not an absolute yes but, for the moment, it was good enough.

Now that they aren’t going to manage to come to agreement among themselves on how exactly to blow up the whole health care system, we can fully appreciate the hilarity of Trump’s unstoppable negotiating style. He offered literally one concession to the people he was trying to win over, they said they appreciated it…

Kentucky fan here. Please, feel free to wallow in my sadness.

Don’t mind me. Just slipping this into my pocket...

OMG!PONIES! ....I can’t with you. *cackles*

As someone who watched this game in a bar in Chapel Hill, I cannot impress upon you folks enough how happy Carolina fans were to see a white guy finally get to shine in the South

From /r/MarchAgainstTrump:

You crafted a straw man (the idea that anyone views abortion as a casual form of birth control (they just fucking don’t, liar)) and then slapped it down.

Let’s not make the same mistake the right does; the 1st amendment only keeps the Government from stifling your speech. Remember that when the next GOP clown is bitching about campuses shutting down free speech.

ain’t it funny?

I feel this on a deep and personal level. LOl.

(it really shouldn’t be just a casual form of birth control)

Denying her right to free speech?

I am... so conflicted right now