How much do I have to pay for you guys to shut the fuck up about Johnny Manziel? What's the going rate for that?

Handled it poorly? That's exactly how I react to any sort of adversity I encounter in life (i.e. fired from work, death in family, crust left on sandwich) and I turned out just fine.

Money order is fine

I've been sitting on this for a long time, but I think I'll strike while the iron's hot. I have video of Johnny Manziel reciting book 22 of the Odyssey (in Greek), while recreating a near-perfect copy of Caravaggio's Head of Medusa. At the 1:23 mark, he puts down his brushes, takes up a chisel, and etches "Rodin was a…

Great job pointing that out.

Thanks...I didn't know what 20% meant without this additional info.

The only people asking "'So what does this mean for soccer in America?" are the asshats that work in Bristol, Connecticut.

Is this a trend? Should I be saying this more often, so that I look cool and hip? I'm going to scream it on the bus ride home as an experiment.

If U.S. were to win on something like that we'd feel no pride in it in my opinion.

Seems to me that defaming a person because you think it's cool that your department got to arrest without double checking his fucking name is eminently worthy of a shit-canning.

It's Beadle!

Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

*Cue applause*

You've been playing the "don't read articles before posting" beta.

You could say that Steam has been...

The better question is why would anyone spend $2500 on a handbag?