Let’s just hope that like most people who steal cars, you don’t end up crashing the ride trying to flee the scene....

Hey, we’re just trying to make sure everyone knows our history so no one else ever repeats it! What is your state hiding!?

That... is fucking hideous.

We cant get to digital umps behind the plate fast enough.... seriously, humans are the fucking worst.

‘We’re just going to remove a small section of you spine, you might feel a slight sawing!’

‘My only regret is...that I have...Bonetits!’

8th?

If you’re up to it, go ahead and post your toast draft and we can all help you craft the perfect statement to wish your sister and her fiance a happy and successful marriage....

Narrator: We do not.

He did retweet the article, so you know he’s out there reading!

I work at a firm of 24 people, 2 partners. They tried to institute a policy 3 weeks ago that women who were breastfeeding could only take their breaks 3 times a day.... because one of the partners was uncomfortable with it. Keep in mind I love my office, our bosses are actually great people and we’re about 40% women.…

Here's an idea, if you're going to be this ignorant in public, next time take 5 minutes, get off the internet and go scream at a brick wall instead? I mean really?

Here’s an idea, don’t like it? Turn to a different stream, walk away if you’re in public. If you have a problem with breastfeeding, it’s exclusively your problem. How fucking ignorant are you?

Keep us up to date! If no one at your dealership knows your screen-name, let us know what the markup is....!! Ha!

This is GREAT news! Living in Indy, sometimes I feel a little over-saturated with IMS stuff but the track has been really stepping things up when hosting the past few years.

This will be a great event for my son too. When they redid the road course a few years ago to host the IndyCar Grand Prix, they really made great…

Which...you know....the short stumpy front end of a mid engine car is actually a perfect projection of it...which is why they don’t like it.

I know he rubs people the wrong way sometimes, but I could listen to Dakich be color on every game. He gets a little off topic on his radio show every once in a while, but when he’s doing game commentary, he’s one of the best!

Can you go ahead and just tattoo that on my arm? Thanks.

Here we go....

McDonalds nuggets are trash. The worst chicken nugget of the major fast food chains.

Also, Wendy’s, what in the fuck are you doing changing your BBQ sauce recipe?!