What if, and bare with me now, he wanted to keep the government shut down so that the freeze would lift, knowing they would all get a raise....

I know, I know, who the fuck but an absolute psychopath would do that...but....

I actually agree with you. Anything greater than a 9 or 10:1 ratio is going to get lowered in an appeal. Even if you include the costs of the vehicle as part of the ‘damage’ and consider he wouldn’t have purchased it if the dealer had been forthcoming with the information, that’s only 1.2 million +/- in punitive…

Hi ‘Owner of Northwest Arkansas Mercedes Dealership’ !! Welcome to Jalopnik!

Look, i’m a white suburbanite and I didn’t learn to fight as a child, hell, I went to a school that had one African American in our graduating class...of 460+ !! Not a proud statistic.

I don’t think I’d throw hands with an African American, regardless of gender or age at this point in my life. I once watched my…

What? You crazy. Think of all the unused names he’s yet to discover for accounts. 2019 is filled with endless possibilities!

I wish we could put a moratorium on EV startups. They aren’t allowed to get any press until they have a production line that is actually making vehicles in mass.

It’s Geoff!, I have a co-worker who is going to sell his S3 in about 2 months....it’s very, very tempting. But after Tom’s praise, I need to at least sit in, and probably drive the S60 R for comparison!

“You’re not afraid of the dark, are you?”

I can’t decide if it going back and being passed by 2/3rds would hurt or help the Republicans more... On one hand, all the Democrats rallying together to give a giant ‘Fuck You!’ to Trump, would be awesome. The R’s would also feel powerful over him, but I think it would be better for him to Veto it so we can post all…

Ding ding ding, my go to is that if it runs without help and has less than 200k, it’s worth 2k. But alas, this does not.

$kay, are you ok?! I have missed your replies on COTD!

Well well, speak of the DEVIL!

Exactly! MY fav. web comic also agrees.

This coming from a Rear Admiral, an obviously trusted source. User name checks out.

Meth is so yesterday, we in the midwest are on to Fentanyl now.  ‘Fentanyl Fries: So good they’ll knock you out!’

We’re talking Midwest here, let’s be real and call them ‘Fentanyl Fries: So good they’ll knock you out!!’

Hey, I don’t want to hear any of your equivalency tests. It’s 2018, there is NO MIDDLE GROUND. It’s black, or it’s probably racist, and there is no inbetween!!

Drew weight is all over the fucking place, I know, but damn if he doesn’t look great here!

That is, until the brain eating parasites finally got to him after he ate the bacon he dropped on the bathroom floor. Hence, his benching.

Right?! If these don’t turn out to be a complete crap hole, think of the turn around? They are just hoping that people don’t know how to math and they give it to the dealer at the end of the term and the dealer can turn around and sell it as a CPO for $18,500.

It’s for the exact opposite reason that I bought my WRX…