I replaced the brakes on my wifes 2011 Forester 2 months ago, it was the first time i’ve done all the work myself...

Some jackass pulled out into the road and t-boned her 3 days later.....

Thats the entire point, don’t charge the fucking mound like a moron, let the ump throw the pitcher out and take your damn base.

I’m going to be that guy, MLB needs to implement a rule just like the NBA did, if a fight happens in the field of play and you leave the dugout or for some inexplicable reason or run in from the bullpen (are you fucking kidding me?), ejection. 100%. Has no place in baseball, no one wants to see a bunch of morons bump…

More likely is already sleeping with.

While I’m all for removing the confederate monuments I’d also be happy if they re-wrote the descriptions to something more along the line of...

“Get a load of this mother-fucker here...all riding his horse like he’s something big. Dude was a traitor to his country and a bigot, don’t be like this guy.”

Obvious design inspiration.

Exactly this... I drove a POS 1996 Cirrus in HS and in college and that thing was insufferable. The A/C was garbage, a different window motor failed every 6 months, it leaked oil from every possible gasket and coupling...and to make it even worse when we went on our honeymoon, we had 7+ hours to kill before we had to…

Yes, also known in football as a ‘tackle’. There is no such thing as a chop tackle. 100% clean tackle.

There’s a ‘chop block’ which is where a lineman goes low on another lineman when he’s already engaged with a defended.

Seriously, who’s the snowflake again???

Notice after he is beaten to a pulp in the comments, he doesn’t come back to offer any witty retorts...

I don’t know where you read that, but it does have a strikingly high occurrence of both alcoholism and suicide......

As with most things, the answer is still Miata.

Let’s be real, the Civic Type R isn’t going to appreciate in value, it’s not a collectors car. The bro that’s trying to sell his for $55k is just a schmuck right?

There are so many other cars that’d i’d spend $55k on first, and they sure as hell don’t start with ‘Honda’.....

Hopefully you were trying to edit it to put the /s at the end since he clearly lead with his head and made no effort to ‘wrap up’ in the tackle. Spearing/using his helmet, flag, 15yds, possible suspension.

Well wait, don’t leave us hanging, what’s your favorite?!

How do I put out fires again?? Let’s blow on it to provide it more oxygen, then fan it to provide more oxygen, then let’s drive really fast to.....provide more oxygen to....the fire.....

Uhhhhh....

Not to be ‘that guy’ but you guys totally buried the lead. Props to the bartender for cutting him off, but how did he get in the bar in the first place?! I’ve seen a few fake ID’s in my time but all the bars i’ve been to recently check for watermarks and the works at the door.

Or am I just old and crotchety?

This needs about 50,000 more stars, get on it people!!!