A desert of his own making.

The Spy Vs Spy guys (who I assumed were rodents of some sort) could use this development as a backdrop for their ongoing feud.

The sad thing is they weren’t even the main reason for plague outbreaks

Is this where we post some favourite pics of our pet rats?

“Our boyfriend...”? Go on...

are you dating an NBA player? If not, pretty sure you should break up with any man who wears basketball shorts

Where else are they supposed to put their donuts?

I imagine that if we ever use the draft again, it’ll have to be universal regarding gender. We weren’t even drafting women last time we did it, so quite a change.

Sweet Monkey Jesus.

I’m sure she cares very much about your specific boner.

“I’ve been selling yogurt that makes you shit for six years,” she said.

Probably because she feels that even though she’s a porn star every athlete and “celebrity” shouldn’t feel free to ask if she will fuck them.

Fuchs is being very gracious; however, I strongly disagree with 2 of her assertions.

Why the hell should we ever throw an extra dollar towards financing one of these projects? The inevitable overruns always fall into the taxpayers hands, not the ownership of the team.

Polygraph tests don't mean shit if you take them 30+ years after the fact. The more time passes after an incident, the more likely you'll pass a polygraph test, because you have all that time to convince yourself that you're innocent, or that it happened differently than how others are saying it happened.

Sorry, I don’t buy that teenage girls- in an era when rape wasn’t as clearly defined as it is now- would’ve beat up an older man in a position of power who was capable of destroying their careers and reputations (not to mention capable of sexually assaulting them, too). A more realistic scenario is that they saw what…

what is that, a gif for ants?

“If an embryo is “not a person, what is it? Because if you left it alone, that’s the only thing it can become,” he said. “It can’t develop into a pony!”

Love this! As someone with severe wanderlust, I approve of micro-adventures. I’m in France right now for work (the type of work that allows me to spend a little time tooling around Gawker stories, obvs), and with an extra day, decided rather spontaneously to get on the train tomorrow and take a day trip to Calais.…