Good for her. It’s nothing short of unprofessional for makeup artists to not be prepared for her.

Everytime this comes up I feel personally challenged to have sex while holding an aspirin between my knees. Would it be ideal/comfortable? No. Could you hypothetically get pregnant while keeping your knees locked together? Absolutely.

Apparently, the 70s, 90s, and aughties weren’t fun for everybody either...

I’m sorry the ‘80s, they weren’t fun for everybody, clearly.

And I say this because this is my opinion and in America, still, I know it’s a shock, we’re actually innocent until proven guilty. He has not been proven.

so this program is notably better at preventing unwanted pregnancies nationwide (133% reduction compared to the national average) and that’s not something noteworthy?

Yes you are nitpicking

So you’re saying that providing women access to safe birth control actually reduces the amount of unwanted pregnancies?

I’ve seen better, tbh.

People are nagging Obama about this half-measure, but can you imagine how difficult it was to get anyone to agree with him on letting even one non-violent offender go free? Freeing 80 whole prisoners probably required 80 separate 72-hour filibusters.

Eighty whole people? Golly! I, for one, am glad we fixed this whole prison industrial complex thing. Wooty woot! Time to move on to the next big issue!

Believe everyone.

Cosby was in his bathrobe.

It sure is nice that Phylicia Rashad went out on a limb to defend this nasty motherfucker. She was incredibly indignant about it, too. Good call, lady.

BELIEVE WOMEN AND GIRLS WHO TELL YOU THEY WERE RAPED.

Yeah, but was it a male reporter from the Associated Press who discovered this? Because then I’ll pay attention.

So is that him basically admitting to being a rapist?

Dennys is seriously underrated as a venue for brilliant ideas and pretty decent pancakes.