both utter travesties

Yeah, all I ever think is “Dick Grayson,” so I get instant last name vibes from it. Same with the woman in my office who named her son Bennett earlier this year.

fucking “Grayson,” jesus christ... what a name

My best response to “I’ll pray for you,” is to look wide-eyed and suspicious, “Oh, okay... well... thanks, I guess, if you think that’ll help...?”

This is the first time I’ve seen Luke Wilson since he was doing those wireless carrier TV commercials.

Fabletics is a fuckin’ scam

I had a pink ‘butterfly’ chair when I was a teen. I can’t imagine ever dining comfortably in one, though.

made me think of my favourite Hark, A Vagrant: http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=2…

“Australian dollars,”

Same; our move into a new building with the open layout is in February and that’s my deadline.

The Holly Holm link goes to a Jada & Will thing, fyi

“Yeah, I’m that shameless.”

love these MJs

“Mother likes her food hot” is one of the highlights of my year, tbh.

I was taught by a nun the first few grades in French Catholic school (I’m 32 now), and she was miserable but maybe because she had a lifetime of abuse similar to that listed in the article.

Chamomile Tea tastes like condensation dripping from a 75 year old window.

this was a beautiful, well-curated list that really spoke to me both as a dedicated weekend daytime napper as well as someone who makes damn sure to get 8 hours a night

May I make the humdrum suggestion of an LED version of the same sort?

If it makes you feel any better, she probably gets treated like shit in the workplace.

32 year old woman engineer, here. It sucks— holy shit does it suck— and I mean... that’s every damn workplace I’ve had since graduation.