“She’s really fucking busy” = “We didn’t even try because we can’t fucking afford her.”

This is where Donald Trump came from.

If you can’t afford to put food in your fridge, you aren’t middle class and would likely benefit from.....WELFARE! Don’t blame the people who understand that and signed up for it, blame your asshole bosses who pay you “middle class” wages of $9 an hour.

Sad but true. Essentially any place where men are the dominant power forces have hidden sexual abuse and harassment scandals because men get away with it. No male-dominated industry has escaped it.

I sincerely first read the title as: Andie MacDowell Booted From First Class, Moved to ‘Tourist Class’ Like Some Kind of Animal.

more than a few people have said this

Falling into vaginas?

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

He knows damn well what he did.

I think it’s so that the children don’t realize that it’s just a doll.

This. Every time I go on an unfollow rampage, I wind up with about four people left in my news feed because I hate everyone. And I live with one of those four people, so really...

I love windy days. I feel like it’s gods way of whispering to the world. Listen for his words and feel wrapped up by his love

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

I saw some comments on an article about this. As far as I could tell, some women who have pushed babies out of their vaginas saw it as an affront to their supreme sacrifice that anyone might compare what they’ve done to help others in life to actual Motherhood. It was like reading an entry on Shut the Fuck Up Parents…

Isn’t there a video where a baby stops crying when he holds her? and then he gives the smuggest smile to Michelle Obama

the most important thing i’ve learned over the past two days is that people fucking LOVE President McKinley

Can I just say here how much I love Snopes, and that the dumb shit people believe astonishes me?

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line: