Assuming she’s not an idiot or 100% incapable of empathy, she had to know how distressing it would be to fear for your children’s safety. It is her fault that she prioritized her desire to volunteer at a school over the fear she knew it might cause parents.

True story: I had a boyfriend years ago who was a low-level weed dealer, and one day a customer brought a friend over to our apartment to hang out (and pick up, natch). After a while, the new guy starts saying how cool and open minded we seem and would we be okay with him bringing another friend of his by, because…

One could argue this sexual predator and murderer did not pay her debt to society. She gamed the system and won.

If you think her “debt to society” was 12 years for her crimes then you are objectively a bad person

I don’t think murderers like Homolka and Ashford can be rehabilitated or reintegrated into society. They are ticking time bombs waiting for an opportunity to hurt or kill someone.

Barring her from volunteering to look after children for an institution entrusted with their safety doesn’t prevent her from living a private life nor is it equivalent to putting her back in a cell. 

I’m a grown-ass man and I wouldn’t want to be left alone with her.

She’s a fuckin evil psycho bitch. She raped and killed HER OWN SISTER, for fuck’s sake.

As she committed were sex crimes against minors, a school is not an appropriate place for her to volunteer.

Read some more about the actual crimes and let me know how “unwilling” this animal was in the killings, which included her own sister. People like her cannot be rehabilitated and should never draw a free breath again. I am sorry for your loss, you sound like a very forgiving person.

Yeah, but does she have to be allowed to volunteer at a school? After raping and murdering several people, including her 15 year old sister? No. Fuck that.

So basically like having your neighborhood busybody walk up to you to offer the same old wives’ tales that make zero sense, outdated advice from when they were pregnant fifty years ago and the latest Facebook ‘medical news’ without your asking for their opinion or their knowing anything about you including your…

Incredulous question that is also serious:

Could you build a bot with Yahoo Answers answers? Sort of an Anti-Expert bot?

In the words of a doctor friend: “tumescense is the great equalizer.”

One of my best buddies growing up was Asian. He was far from smart. Typically the first kid to do something risky or unsafe and people had often hit him with “man I thought you guys were smart” to the point I think he did the stupid shit to prove that they were all being racist.

C’mon. There’s no universe in which leggings, for anybody, are dressy. The over-the-top protestations aside, most dress codes aren’t particularly onerous. There are a lot of ways for women and girls to be comfortable and still meet guidelines.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

Once again, the same party that opposes abortion supports legislature that would increase them. What on earth do you think will happen if a woman who didn’t opt into maternity plans gets pregnant? When my parents moved to the US my mom had to move back for a few months because I was a preexisting condition. Luckily…

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri