Who’s ready for the ‘affluenza’ BS? 26, single mother with a Porsche and Daddy to the rescue? There’s some credit cards that need cutting (and some CPS that needs calling)

If she lies across you or you stand while she lies sideways on the edge of the bed, you can easily stimulate her clitorally or vaginally while she is blowing you. Now it’s more of an exchange instead of one person doing most of the work.

The cops wanted to find something in the guy’s blood so he could be blamed for the accident, rather than the high speed car crash that essentially caused the accident.

Years ago (many, many years ago) people washed their hair with soap, because that’s all that was available. Rinsing the hair with vinegar in the water helped remove the soap film, so the hair was a little shinier.

My mother used to have our dog lick the wound when we got cut or scraped up. Is this weird? It seems very strange now and I do not do that with my dog now.

That is the dream. Though I think cleaning each other’s houses requires a type of next-level friendship.

You don’t have many ‘friends,’ do you?

My dog does not eat his poop, but my cats lick each other’s butt holes.

I agree wholeheartedly with you and share a very deep skepticism about the damages awarded and how people are drawing conclusions based on it. :/

Agreed. In fact, if you look up the studies, the actual risks are not statistically significant. It’s all correlation. Juries are letting emotions dictate their verdicts.

I’m inclined to agree with you. There’s also the fact that the risk increase is very low, using the 33% from the article, your risk of ovarian cancer increases from 1.3% to 1.7%. That’s $100 million per 0.1%.

I have concerns about this lawsuit.

When I visited Auschwitz two years ago, there, in the barracks, on the end of bunks where people DIED, was written in bright red letters: MIKAYLA 2015

For the lolz, of course. Kid in a coffin...classic comedy.

We teach our children “museum hands”, which is nothing more than “hands behind your back when you’re in a museum”. Shame more adults don’t do this. See also, “Look with your eyes, not with your hands.”

Wow, I’m urning so many stars, thanks! I didn’t even ash for them. P.S. I’m sorry.

I’ve pretty much horrified all the parents around here. My kid is almost one, and she eats what we eat for the most part, and it’s supplemented with gerber baby food. Did you guys know gerber baby food is poison? It totally is. I get lectured in our local target all the time. But there are two of those suckers in…

I feel you on this. I made all of His Nibs’ baby food unless I was actually too sick to cook, including a variety of meats, vegetables, and carbs, all ground up in a mini-Cuisinart and spiced and herbed with a variety of flavors so that he would start his life with an adventurous palate.

I used to eat the tuna, potato and grated veggie fingers that I had pre made my youngest and frozen.. Non organic veggies, tuna out of a tin and grated processed cheese... They also survived the horror and trauma of that supposed nutritional minefield unscathed...My god, they were tasty! :)

She could have stood her ground against that bus!