...And thus began the terror as cellphone nation wide begin flying out of windows, injuring small children and pets indiscriminately.

Another option is to find a building with terrible GPS reception. My work is in a poured concrete building with awful GPS reception (I’ll be in my office maybe 50 feet from a pokestop and it will tell me I’m on the other side of the building, 400 feet away), so my avatar is constantly walking around the screen,…

So why don’t people get offended when he is depicted as a white man? Because that’s really what we are talking about, not whether it would be correct.

I’m going to have to stop you there. There is zero evidence that a person of Jesus’ description ever existed except within the New Testament.

There is a lot of historical data and most historians agree Jesus existed. That’s just the facts. You’re in some weird loser denial and just are not educated on the topic. Or a troll.

They don’t care, as long as you don’t depict him as a black man.

Jesus wasn’t white....

Jesus wasn’t “white” and the majority of Christians in the world are brown or black. If you’re gonna go racial, make sure you have half a clue what you’re talking about.

I think we need a Jesus skin, because seriously, that would be hilarious. Offend all religions equally, you can’t just go after the ones that aren’t white people... because well you know... Blizzard is super white so there’s noway they’d find making a Hindu god offensive, that’s for savages. Savages don’t play…

Elle Woods knows nothing.

The craziest thing i heard was, when my early 30s, Catholic, coworker mentioned that at the family planning clinic she goes to (i’m pretty sure it’s Catholic), the woman there told her she shouldn’t go on birth control pills because ‘birth control pills age your vagina so ‘down there’ you will look like an 80 year old…

I honestly went there when I first saw the picture so I was confused. I was like “doesn’t she mean her daughters would be on the left because they’re natural and the celebrity would be on the right because of labiaplasty?” I don’t really know what I thought lol...this whole thing is bizarre.

How do people even know what their labia looks like? Mirrors? Labia selfies? I’m 38 and have no clue if my labia is big or not, all I know is that it’s a trusted friend that does its job.

Also, vaginoplasty is a thing. Because women with lush labia feel bad about their bodies and pay for uneccessary surgery to reduce their bits for a “tidy” and “youthful” appearance. All of this just makes me want to scream.

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

Let’s leave aside what they could have meant by “to the great,” and take a moment to explain why the statement “All Lives Matter” alone here is thoughtless, at best

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

Not only that; their comments section is ATROCIOUS. Today you could read an article written by an incest survivor there and find that the entire comments section is criticizing her grammar, making fun of the shirt she’s wearing in a personal photo, or telling her to just grow up and get over it. Jezebel’s not perfect,…

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

Oh, Allie, I love you. I had to tell you And it is very hard to type with a penis in one hand and a spatula in the other.... Not sure whose penis this is, but hey, at least it’s my spatula.