Since you asked, yes you have completely misunderstood.

I sometimes think that gay relationships between women can escalate because there is such a stigma against reporting cruelty and violence perpetuated by women.

I appreciate Laura sharing this. Takes nerve to admit you’ve been an absolute dick.

It’s an art piece. You can make things as weird as you like in the name of art, doesn’t mean anyone necessarily wants it.

Yep. My mother is half Turkish and my father is white, so he'd be waiting for her past security every single flight.

Obligation not to leave her completely friendless, I guess?

Sorry left out the fact I live in the UK. Healthcare is government funded, fantastic for patients not so great for staff.

My best friend is a nurse and she tried to use how shitty her job is as an excuse not to tip. She thinks restaurant workers don't deserve it. I tried to explain that two wrongs don't make a right, and yes her job is hard but she also earns twice what waitresses earn. She just said they were lazy and didn't deserve any…

I used to work for a toy company and kids really do like bombarding strangers with personal information as it is. Half my support tickets were kids just wanting to chat with their friendly doll factory. It scared me how they would send their names ages etc from their school emails. This doll is so much bad news I…

In the UK we've had quite a few along that theme. There was one really chilling one a few years ago which was showing the subtle clues of abuse, where his actions gradually get worse. I thought it was particularly powerful because it didn't focus on black eyes and fat lips.

Is no one going to mention the jeans with white shirt combination?

Lobster sashimi. From a lobster that was still alive and trying to crawl out of the platter for most of the meal.

mine were jelly shoes ordered from eBay days before the wedding. They were white so it kinda worked?

I'm a little bitter, because I found out from a children's comic. I was old enough to not be upset by it, but also old enough to be angry about them ruining many other children's Christmas magic.

As a European I have always found this bizarre. We are used to having the producer protected rather than retailers. So we have products with names such as "grated hard cheese" rather than Parmesan, and so on. The generic names aren't a turn off for Europeans, but I suppose US retailers wouldn't agree.

You should check out British company Makies. Their dolls are cute, not sexualised like Barbie, and have accessories such as science kits and wrenches. But unlike Lammily the dolls actually look appealing to kids.

The thing about people with mental disibilities being abused is that they will often make the simplist conclusion; that they deserved what happened to them. Which is, in my mind, the most traumatic outlook you could have.

Jamie Oliver had done very well to cultivate his good boy persona, but in reality he is just a spoilt rich kid riding on the back of his parents success.

The only conceivable way this could have been sold as sushi would be if it was sold as fatty tuna, but even then it's not the same at all.

Really love the idea that all these Martha Stewart fans just have 3D printers lying around unused while they wait for uninspired napkin holder designs to print.