Check around some nearby salons. I get mine for $1.00 each.

Check around some nearby salons. I get mine for $1.00 each.

I’ve just started online dating (...shudder...) and I need a witty response to all of the “Hey gurl what ethnicity are you?” messages I’ve been getting. I’m mixed so the “what are you?”/ “where are you really from?” questions aren’t new but my usual go to answer of Canadian or human don’t seem to fit the ethnicity…

Black pudding.

There actually is a website called “does the dog die”. It has saved me many tears.

For a second I saw Billy Zane....

This made me laugh! My grandmother lives in a small town in saskatchewan (population of maybe 400) and their RCMP depot with also shuts down at 5. You need help late at night the done thing is to go and start ringing the large bell outside the town bar and hope you wake someone up.

I’ve had it happen twice. This was last year, and thankfully it has never happened again.

Same thing happened to me. I was putting away some of my nieces’s laundry, left the top drawer open as I turned to grab more and the thing was tipping. Poor design in my opinion

Hot flashes. My mom started getting them she was so hot she couldn’t stand having her neck covered.

Size down in the american eagle tomgirl jeans. Despite the fact I’ve aged out of their target demographic I find their jeans make my but look amazing!

My best friend did this too. Our grad ceremony is held before final exams are written so as long as you were “on track” to graduate you walked the stage and did the ceremony. The only way she was graduating was if she somehow pulled 100% on her social studies exam otherwise she’d be short the mandatory credits in that…

The Bay has some items. It didn’t look like the full line though

I’m a size 8-10 and I remember back when Britney did her big come back performance and everyone was going on about how fat she looked. I felt like a whale. Or even more recently when Selena Gomez gained some weight and went form a size 2 to a 4 or something like that and people lost their minds. Comments like that…

Barbie did the 12 dancing princesses

I found a vhs copy of Goonies with the octopus scene still in it at a garage sale when I was 13. It’s probably completely destroyed having spent the last several years in a cardboard box in our damp attic. There goes my retirement plan!

“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. people like a show”

The tv show is certainly nothing to write home about but I find it more entertaining than the books.

In Canada Deadpool was rated 14A so you had to be 14 or with an adult. Generally a lot tamer movies also get slapped with 14A ratings (How to be Single, and the new Cloverfield have the same rating) so I can almost forgive some parents. Then I remember Deadpool was very clear and specifically marketed as not being ok…

A lot of theatres are starting this. My local theatre has “Stars and Strollers” specifically for parents with babies. It’s only about once a month but very popular.

Just wait for all the outraged parents who decided to take their kids to Sausage Party to start blogging