Blech. Maybe they wanted him for the inevitable controversy/attention, because no one has ever heard of that brand?

I am so impressed. Tell us all how great you are. I'm on the edge of my seat.

What about lugging a mattress around for an undetermined amount of time seems lazy to you?

Good thing no one asked you.

I don't think so at all. The physical burden of the mattress is strenuous, sure. But think of how walking in with a mattress will disrupt every class she goes to. How much room it takes up in an elevator. How it will slow/block traffic on a stairwell. Hell, how many people will be made uncomfortable by asking…

She's already suffering. Now people will have to witness it in a more tangible way.

A boob canyon may be the desire of a woman who has recently had a double mastectomy. Jesus, seek lives.

And she doesn't give a shit.

Seriously. I think the simplicity of the dress was intentional. If you're going to cover a dress with your kids artwork, you really don't want it competing against the dress itself.

Pretty sure this is her reaction to people who hate her dress.

Go home, grinchy.

Or, maybe they just appreciated the fact that in this day and age, pretty much nobody with the level of celebrity and public scrutiny that they have can ever do anything in real, actual privacy, so decided to make the best of a bad situation and have the wedding that they would want to have and make the best of an…

Gee, I didn't know that letting your kids participate in the wedding they've been asking for makes you a terrible person. I think it's sweet.

Wow..lots of hate for ppl you don't know having a wedding that you're just reading about, don't you think?

I don't know - some charity is prob going to get a windfall thanks to this, so I'm good with it. Their wedding doesn't have to be unique or even palatable to any of us, you know.

Then the Tabloids would probably just buy it off others. The way I see it, you can either go ninja and wait for the paps to inevitably party crash you, or you can invite them in, and lock them in the press room (and get some extra money for charity in the process).

I feel like maybe you need to pick better things to hate than some loving family's wedding.

Gosh, people will hate on anything. It's a very modest and simple dress, and she even let her kiddies decorate it! She could easily have chosen some avant garde antique lace thing from a fancy designer to show off, but she didn't. I think it's really a lovely departure from the usual Bridezilla choices.

Holy shit they're sewn on not drawn on?? I was dubious, but now I am fucking sold. What an awesome mom!

Is her veil embroidery of drawings by her children? GENIUS IDEA IS GENIUS