A boob canyon may be the desire of a woman who has recently had a double mastectomy. Jesus, seek lives.

And she doesn't give a shit.

Actually, I think he was unaware that his character would sound like an idiot. Or that his character would even have a gf, let a lone an (assumed) attractive one.

Like she gives a fuck what you think.

Seriously. I think the simplicity of the dress was intentional. If you're going to cover a dress with your kids artwork, you really don't want it competing against the dress itself.

Pretty sure this is her reaction to people who hate her dress.

My feeling after reading this whole thing (no offense to Tim & Tim).

Go home, grinchy.

Or, maybe they just appreciated the fact that in this day and age, pretty much nobody with the level of celebrity and public scrutiny that they have can ever do anything in real, actual privacy, so decided to make the best of a bad situation and have the wedding that they would want to have and make the best of an…

Gee, I didn't know that letting your kids participate in the wedding they've been asking for makes you a terrible person. I think it's sweet.

Wow..lots of hate for ppl you don't know having a wedding that you're just reading about, don't you think?

I don't know - some charity is prob going to get a windfall thanks to this, so I'm good with it. Their wedding doesn't have to be unique or even palatable to any of us, you know.

Then the Tabloids would probably just buy it off others. The way I see it, you can either go ninja and wait for the paps to inevitably party crash you, or you can invite them in, and lock them in the press room (and get some extra money for charity in the process).

I feel like maybe you need to pick better things to hate than some loving family's wedding.

Gosh, people will hate on anything. It's a very modest and simple dress, and she even let her kiddies decorate it! She could easily have chosen some avant garde antique lace thing from a fancy designer to show off, but she didn't. I think it's really a lovely departure from the usual Bridezilla choices.

my first thought after I read ther entire thing: why the fuck did I just read the entire thing?

Holy shit they're sewn on not drawn on?? I was dubious, but now I am fucking sold. What an awesome mom!

Is her veil embroidery of drawings by her children? GENIUS IDEA IS GENIUS

Jesus, both these dudes are just epic fucking losers.

"You're a dick, but for no reason at all and I'm just doing this because I love my gf, but...just wonderin, how many you got of Maroney?" Typical guy.