Someone was saying earlier how cops are normal citizens. A normal citizen would be charged already.
It has got so completely out of hand, if there are good cops, let's help them by getting rid of the bad ones.

Meanwhile, Facebook just informed me that more money has now been raised in Darren Wilson's name than in Michael Brown's.

You guys! I just got back from Sicily, where I learned that Italians have mozzarella sticks too. More specifically they have mozzarelline, which are little breaded deep-fried balls of the most delicious and creamiest mozzarella you have ever tasted in your entire life. (Sexual imagery unintended, but I see it and I…

McD's has screwed up burger buns. Burger buns are the only tolerable bread in the shittiest bakeries, and yet the one at McD's is a tasteless, moist mess.

This is a Can-Am Spyder. It is the dumbest thing I have ever seen, and I have graded high school English exams.

That lawsuit was stupid to begin with. Thank God it's over. And M.I.A. still remains awesome.

"We're also told Scott pulled the celeb card, telling cops, "I'm Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots."

Ok, if an officer knows ANYTHING about 90s rock or grunge they will know that's probable cause right there to look for drugs. Lots and lots of drugs, lol.

Exactly. I was so confused by "There are no men in most of the video, so it's not the male gaze!" I mean, you won't see any men in a Playboy centerfold either; does that mean it doesn't cater to the male gaze?

It's all done under a lack of male gaze.

Amazingly it doesn't even require having it yourself, it just takes a desire to learn and please together.

Not shocked. Beyond comfort and familiarity, I think a lot of the difference could be chalked up to the focus on mutual orgasm during intercourse. Same-sex couples engage in more turn-based sex, while straight couples tend to focus on each partner reaching orgasm during vaginal intercourse. Many women find it…

Take the AXON Flex by Taser, which is becoming the industry standard for "on-officer video" and is the model piloted in London and Los Angeles. It retails for $600.

The sheriff was seen the following week with new spinning rims in his car and sporting a Mr. T starter kit.

Fuck, I handed it over to the police as soon as humanly possible. If anything went weird (well, any weirdER), I wanted an official record that I'd been upfront about it. And also that the authorities would know why I was lying in a pool of my own blood if the coke's owners came looking for their fun powder.

YOU CAN'T JUST END IT LIKE THAT. What did you do?! Did you call the police? Sell it? Chuck it in the woods? That's terrifying, I can't even imagine what I'd do...

Apropos of smuggling coke, last year I was visiting my parents at their cottage in Maine, flying into Boston. I got to the cottage and unpacked my suitcase and found a large rectangular package of white powder tucked between my sweaters. Just under a kilo. I nearly shit a brick.

I grew up in a very Mormon home, and 4 out of 5 of my siblings went to BYU. Of the 4 who attended, 3 of them chose to abide by the code of conduct set forth. The other, my sister, left after a year. Not by being kicked out, but because she realized it wasn't the place for her. Hopefully Keli will come to that same…

Though she mentions being a member of a non-sanctioned group called the Young Mormon Feminists

She was raped and is now considered to be unchaste?! Nope, nothing dehumanizing about that.

To be fair, most of the criticism I heard for Lucy was that it was super racist. So, is it okay to champion a racist-ass film as long as it has a female lead? I think most people would think not.