Dick Tips is a 7 seed? Well that’s some bullshit right there.

Nah, you’re just insinuating an NCAA violation before having all the facts. Keep working on that backpedal tho.

Jose Bautista The Phillie Phanatic is goddamned delightful and is part of what makes baseball Phillies games fun to watch. Put that fat green fucker on an ATV and damn it it’s 30 years ago and I’m a kid again.

That was the absolutely best Brent Musburger has been in DECADES, maybe ever.

Howie Roseman (former boy genius, now neither of those)

You guys could win the Superbowl and st...

There are really 4 types of QBs in the NFL. (Well there were 5, but the “old, broken down, sad to watch” type is out now that Peyton retired, unless you consider Tony Romo).

Somewhere Vince Marotta is smiling.

You paid $60 to see that? Come on man. I guarantee you “Not surprised motherfuckers” sounded even better after a couple quick clicks got a free stream online. Or so I hear.

This is perfect. Now Holm can spend her time campaigning for her candidate Trump. Always need another white face in the audience. Amirite?

...she should be buried under a jail somewhere.

Come on. You know that must make the fantasies so much better.

So these refs have cameras on their heads? All of a sudden the NFL’s “Pylon” cameras seem less neat.

After reading all these comments, it’s apparent the Daytona 500 just ended.

I’ve had my share of screwed up relationships before but this is ridiculous. In love or not, grow a fucking spine man and move on.

Yes. Opiates, like all drugs, effect some folks differently. Even within the opiate class, some work for people and others sometimes have little or no effect. Everyone has slightly different body chemistry and the opiate receptors in people’s brains have slightly different sensitivity as well. I work in the medical…

The idea that Christianity, or any religion, has the corner on morality and what it means to live right and be a good person will forever be bullshit. But even those of us who aren’t religious can marvel at the strength his faith has given him in such trying times. His eloquence was both powerful and heartbreaking.

And Clay Travis rushes to explain how a 14 year old “law enforcement officer” is just in it for a money grab in 3...2...1

To be fair, watching anyone riding around in a truck is more entertaining than the mid 90s Knicks.

“Jesus,” you guys almost made him likable. Almost...