Jonathan Ward at Icon is screeching for joy over this collection. So. Much. Derelict. 

So friggin lazy, designing shit like that. 

You should move to save the jeep. When else will you have a chance like this?

As a new parent, this scares the shit out of me. This could have been a very different story.

Love the irony of the broken stickers.

There’s the boomer take I was looking for.

Wait you’re the target buyer of Corvettes and you DON’T hate it? Man, 2019 is wild!

That rear trunk emblem has me all like “swoon”.

It’s like they fired all the people that had always designed the Corvette, hired a bunch of overcaffeinated millenials, stuck a V8 in it because AMERICA FUCK YEAH, and made it not suck all around, for the price of like, two Porsches.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5f85780e-e3e4-46c4-bbb9-ee5cdc68a172#Hk1grTVICbH.copy 

My body is ready. 

Oh shit yes. I hope so.

Orlove wins.

LOL

LOL ok, whitey the non-native speaker. Tell us more.

R8.

For my ears and sleep? No problem.

This is a good point. 

Awfully sexist to assume that most mechanics aren’t female, or that they identify as male and not female.

Something here is rotten. 

Mack is right. Having kids you want a platform you can lift them UP into not DOWN into, for obvious back reasons.

My 5-month-old is the size of a 12-18-month-old already and if I had to put him down into a sedan or wagon I’d die. My wife would too. Go tall, your body will thank you for it.