I am trying not to snark but WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS "NOSE"?!

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

Nobody gives a shit in the real world.

"Gluten-free" is not a healthier eating habit. "Refined starch-free" and "beer-free" and "tons and tons of excess calories-free" are healthy eating habits. Whether they do or do not include gluten is completely irrelevant to their healthfulness.

Since you are not a professional football coach, you are probably failing to consider how similar the players' jersey color is to the color of the endzone. It renders a prone player literally invisible to the other team, which is why none of them ran toward the hidden player and instead followed the guy with the ball…

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

I think a lot of us want Michael Sam to be really good at football. I want Michael Sam to be really good at football. But it might be that Michael Sam just isn't that good at football.

Weird. I thought Clash of Klans would surely be more of a St. Louis problem.

Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

It's too bad for this kid that Penn State is under new management. Coach Sandusky would have been licking his lips at the thought of recruiting someone just under 7.

Gangly oddities aside, I really dug the blocks his receivers started throwing at around 0:24

It's good to see a city rally around a sports team during trying times. It's like what happened with Boston and the Red Sox after the bombings or NOLA with the Saints after Katrina. These peoples' whiteness has been under attack. Try to show some compassion, Deadspin.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

Because, despite what these Cardinals fans will tell you, not everything is black and white.

To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read.

This is why the NFL is acting in Josh Gordon's best interest.

If Hernandez didn't want people to think he was guilty, then he probably shouldn't have murdered that guy.