Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…

I don't watch a lot of boxing, but help me out here — when your face/scalp essentially detach from your skull and shift 45-degrees to the left like Geale's did, you die, right? Like, did I miss an earlier story about Geale's face/scalp detaching from his skull and dying?

MAH GAWD, KING! HE HAS A FAMILY!!!!

Geale did provoke him.

Now keep in mind that I absolutely believe that these workers should be paid. If someone tried to not pay me for work that I had done you can bet that I'd be stomping all in their cornflakes. But. These people need to think about what they may have done to provoke this withholding of their salaries. Did they try to…

These workers are modern-day slaves, plain and simple. The fact that the World Cup has not been revoked from Qatar for this conduct is a joke.

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

No, I saw the part where you talked out both sides of your mouth. No one deserves to be hit, but she escalated the situation so she should have watched her mouth? That's the literal definition of a woman asking for it. Make up your damn mind.

Jason Whitlock only says this because he NEVER knows what goes on in an elevator since he's never been able to fit inside one.

Because when I need to spend a couple hundred words defending myself against people not smart enough to understand me, I think "let's do this on twitter"

"...If a man is pathetic and stupid enough to put his hands on a woman — which I have NEVER DONE, btw..."

Niggas always want some credit for some shit they supposed to do.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

That is exactly what he's doing. And it is glorious.

Stephen A's basic message: "If I start by saying 'It's not right to hit a woman,' THAT'S the part you're supposed to pay attention to. Not the part where I go on to say we should be mindful of how women provoke their beatings."

He's one of those guys who thinks you can start a sentence with "Not to be offensive,…

This is the same sort of bullshit people try to pull with racism; attempting to sort of diagram out someone's response, as if every thought and subsequent word were chosen in sequence.

Smith and Bayless: [Embrace Debate]

This is my 9 year old daughter's absolute favorite movie. Once we were visiting San Francisco and I mentioned we were going to visit Chinatown. She absolutely freaked out and didn't want to go. When I asked her why, she told me "I have green eyes. Lo Pan is gonna get me."

I'm not condoning what the NFL did here, but........maybe we should look at what women did to the NFL first, maybe they're both the bad guys here.

These coaches have no idea what the real world looks like . Sure punch you chick in the face as long as you show up on Sunday's . They act like generals in the military or something