I don’t like hurting someone

this has pussified the sport a tiny amount

Dude, did I say he’s in the wrong comment section?

I understand why you want to change the subject to anything but your own shittiness for liking animal torture. But why can’t you just say “you know what, I was a stupid 21 year old who enjoyed at the time taking part in a really shitty tradition, but now I realize that it is stupid and cruel?” Are you just so invested…

Sweetie, stick to the smarmy justifications for getting off on watching an animal die. Making a funny ain’t your strong suit.

Of course you don’t believe it makes you a bad person. Neither do the people who fight dogs. It’s all part of the rich cultural tradition of barbaric douchebags lacking self-awareness.

Jesus what a bunch of mealy-mouthed shit. Torturing animals for entertainment is wrong. Full stop. You get off on watching animals being tortured for your pleasure because you think it makes you cultured and interesting, but it just makes you a bad person.

It’s a “culture and tradition” of barbarism. No better than dog fighting. Fuck its apologists.

What do you think happens to those bulls at the end of their route? They’re fucking tortured to death in a ring to amuse the same assholes who think they’re doing something cute by running down the street with them.

Bullshit, no pun intended. There are ways to make the slaughter of animals for food less cruel and to minimize their suffering. No one eats a burger because it involved unnecessary suffering for the animal.

Lots of people do stupid, cruel things when they’re 21.

To be fair, I’d take the 3 hour lunch and jamón ibérico.

“For rich, bored dicks, by rich, bored dicks.”

Fuck you, dick. I hope you get gored.

They ended up losing their motion for a TRO which effectively lost them the case, but it certainly was not a frivolous suit. In any event, I’m certainly not an apologist for the rooftop owners—they pushed it and they lost. That doesn’t change the fact that Rickets has, in fact, threatened to move the Cubs.

No, not money, just to influence litigation and relax regulation. Is that somehow more noble?

So they threatened to move more when talking about the outfield, and they didn’t go as far as other owners, and even if they carried out their threats it only would have been 30 miles, so the threats to move the team don’t really count.

AND, they didn’t threaten to move to get it done.

Well, yeah. Bruce Jenner was a vapid sack of shit who thought that being on TV for the sake of being on TV was the most important thing in the world. Why would Caitlyn be any different?

The stock footage of the hot dog being placed in the bun during his intro never once failed to make me laugh, and I hope to god it never does.