What do you think happens to those bulls at the end of their route? They’re fucking tortured to death in a ring to amuse the same assholes who think they’re doing something cute by running down the street with them.

Bullshit, no pun intended. There are ways to make the slaughter of animals for food less cruel and to minimize their suffering. No one eats a burger because it involved unnecessary suffering for the animal.

Lots of people do stupid, cruel things when they’re 21.

To be fair, I’d take the 3 hour lunch and jamón ibérico.

“For rich, bored dicks, by rich, bored dicks.”

Fuck you, dick. I hope you get gored.

They ended up losing their motion for a TRO which effectively lost them the case, but it certainly was not a frivolous suit. In any event, I’m certainly not an apologist for the rooftop owners—they pushed it and they lost. That doesn’t change the fact that Rickets has, in fact, threatened to move the Cubs.

No, not money, just to influence litigation and relax regulation. Is that somehow more noble?

So they threatened to move more when talking about the outfield, and they didn’t go as far as other owners, and even if they carried out their threats it only would have been 30 miles, so the threats to move the team don’t really count.

AND, they didn’t threaten to move to get it done.

Buck....AhhAhhh....he saved every one of us!

Is there a write-in space for “Fuck you, professor, how about you spend a little more time educating us and a little less being clever?”

But what good would a time machine do you if time didn’t exist before the Big Bang?

Well, yeah. Bruce Jenner was a vapid sack of shit who thought that being on TV for the sake of being on TV was the most important thing in the world. Why would Caitlyn be any different?

Dude, there was a gigantic shark with a million teeth biting the hell out of the thin metal cage that separated her from being chomped like a Quint—I wouldn’t have stopped squealing for a month.

HOT TAKE.

Because, during the time of filming, men would be the ones in the role.

Why was the original cast all men?

A terrible opinion. Just terrible.

It’s spelled toupee.