Bullshit, no pun intended. There are ways to make the slaughter of animals for food less cruel and to minimize their suffering. No one eats a burger because it involved unnecessary suffering for the animal.

Lots of people do stupid, cruel things when they’re 21.

To be fair, I’d take the 3 hour lunch and jamón ibérico.

“For rich, bored dicks, by rich, bored dicks.”

Fuck you, dick. I hope you get gored.

They ended up losing their motion for a TRO which effectively lost them the case, but it certainly was not a frivolous suit. In any event, I’m certainly not an apologist for the rooftop owners—they pushed it and they lost. That doesn’t change the fact that Rickets has, in fact, threatened to move the Cubs.

No, not money, just to influence litigation and relax regulation. Is that somehow more noble?

So they threatened to move more when talking about the outfield, and they didn’t go as far as other owners, and even if they carried out their threats it only would have been 30 miles, so the threats to move the team don’t really count.

AND, they didn’t threaten to move to get it done.

Well, yeah. Bruce Jenner was a vapid sack of shit who thought that being on TV for the sake of being on TV was the most important thing in the world. Why would Caitlyn be any different?

The stock footage of the hot dog being placed in the bun during his intro never once failed to make me laugh, and I hope to god it never does.

Ken Shamrock can beat the breaks off of 99% of any professional athlete.

The Gracies are guilty of what they were tearing down 30 years ago: they are so invested in the purity of their form that they think any deviations must be inferior, and can’t bring themselves to recognize others improving on what they developed.

If abs won fights, this would have been the World’s Most Dangerous Man:

Really, really great piece. Well done.

Q: Is this comment from 1994?

The mall? Is this comment from 1994?

Why don’t you wear a soccer jersey at work?

Wearing adult clothes that actually fit isn’t a “weird fashion sense” it’s just common courtesy to send the message that you give a shit. If you’re at home mowing the lawn, go fucking bananas and wear the xxl Space Jam tshirt and shorts that let your left nut feel the breeze. But if you’re at a social event, that same…

There is a vast amount of territory between the kind of middle finger to society that dressing like a brain-damaged hobo sends, and the hyper-curated wardrobe you’re talking about.