The stock footage of the hot dog being placed in the bun during his intro never once failed to make me laugh, and I hope to god it never does.

Ken Shamrock can beat the breaks off of 99% of any professional athlete.

The Gracies are guilty of what they were tearing down 30 years ago: they are so invested in the purity of their form that they think any deviations must be inferior, and can’t bring themselves to recognize others improving on what they developed.

If abs won fights, this would have been the World’s Most Dangerous Man:

Really, really great piece. Well done.

Q: Is this comment from 1994?

The mall? Is this comment from 1994?

Why don’t you wear a soccer jersey at work?

Wearing adult clothes that actually fit isn’t a “weird fashion sense” it’s just common courtesy to send the message that you give a shit. If you’re at home mowing the lawn, go fucking bananas and wear the xxl Space Jam tshirt and shorts that let your left nut feel the breeze. But if you’re at a social event, that same…

There is a vast amount of territory between the kind of middle finger to society that dressing like a brain-damaged hobo sends, and the hyper-curated wardrobe you’re talking about.

Shadow is Baldur, not Thor.

Does hockey go in the “foreign sports” or the “non-sports stories” category?

It’s weird how more people are willing and happy to cheer for a team that is actually good, on local tv, fun to watch, and not actively hostile to its fans, isn’t it?

I know, right? A man working as an assistant to a bunch of women!? Whose ever heard of such a ludicrous thing?

Thor...sorry about the bug eyes thing. I’ll be in my office.

All good time capsules should contain a Gregg Jeffries baseball card, a Korn CD, and a Cider House Rules laserdisc.

Mine is 1060 W. Addison.

Lies make baby Jesus cry.

Do not be fooled by those recommending this book. They just want others to share in their misery.

Everyone I know feels the same way, except I couldn’t bring myself to finish it. Sounded like it would be great, but at about page 200 started having serious doubts that the story would ever become interesting and gave up soon thereafter. Life is too short to read bad books.