We’re not disagreeing because you’re saying something that isn’t being argued. No one is saying that people can’t learn from their actions as a child.

You’re badly missing the point. Josh Duggar made a living at the Family Research Council advocating for moralistic social policy which, among other things, focused on treating gay people as deviant sexual predators. Do you recognize the disconnect there?

People like Peterson and Rice are of course entitled to due process in the legal context, but their employer has every right to give them the boot for what they did. They are entertainers who work for an entertainment company which receives enormous public subsidy. Taking wholly understandable public opinion into…

You’re ignoring the context. Josh Duggar was an executive director at the Family Research Council, not a manager of a Jiffy Lube.

Do you know what the Family Research Council is?

We aren’t talking about a guy who is being fired from his job as an accountant, we’re talking about a guy who was executive director of the Family Research Council.

Oh, please. If you literally make your living being a moralistic scold, you don’t get a pass for this kind of thing.

The bigger point is ridiculous in this context. Josh Duggar was an executive director at the Family Research Council, which among other things is a virulently anti-gay organization that argues gay people are sexual predators who are after our children. While that argument is odious enough on its own, Josh Duggar…

Wait, you think that Cain should be entitled to the “opinion” that climate change isn’t real*, but you don’t think Deadspin should be entitled to the opinion that Cain is an ignoramus?

That’s cute how you pretended the question of how to respond to climate change is the same as whether climate change is actually happening.

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

This reminds me a lot of the ‘03 Pats team. And Teen Wolf.

You could maybe put out an eye with a bullet like that, but not much else. Bullets need a chamber and a barrel to get their velocity, otherwise the pressure from the gunpowder igniting mostly dissipates without propelling the bullet.

Ahem...

He’s trying to be the store brand PFT Commenter.

Sweetie, ask somebody to come over to your computer and explain the joke for you.

Really good point. They also probably could have gotten him with the statute of frauds, or res ipsa loquitur.

He hates moxie.

You’re gross and you should feel bad about yourself.

You’ve really nailed what makes great sketch comedy: realism.