I'm starting to think that this Hernandez chap might not be such a great guy.

These work more than adequately for everything but wine (and even then, c'mon), and nobody has to feel bad if they break one. Plus, they provide a handy method for determining who you don't want at your party: if someone complains that their cocktail isn't in the traditional glassware, you know that they are an…

He was a wooden doll that wanted to become a real boy. What's so hard to understand about that?

(I think he was pointing out that Virginia (presumably) didn't fuck George Halas, but was his kid)

If I had a dollar for every time the Bears corners and safeties jogged into the end zone shrugging their shoulders at each other because they apparently honestly didn't know who was supposed to be covering the receiver who just scored a td after being open by 15 yards, I could have bought Tucker a bus ticket out of…

The Cardinals are a better roster than the Bears hands down.

Keep in mind that Rod Marinelli oversaw the last team to go 0-16.

It's the unearned sense of entitlement that makes them so goddamn detestable. He doesn't feel bad that the team they were (literally) given isn't winning for they city which has (literally) given them hundreds of millions of dollars over the years. He's mad that the team isn't delivering for his family. Fuck him…

Barnwell was really, really wrong in that column, but there aren't many columnists who are as right as he is as often. He knows his shit.

The defense does not have an overabundance of talent, which is why having an atrocious coordinator makes it so much worse. Good coaches are able to cover, or at least minimize, holes in their defense, but Tucker's coaching made the holes magnified.

As if you have to ask them to weigh in.

Keeping Marinelli rather than Tucker means having a really good defensive coordinator that the players respect as opposed to a coordinator who could not coach his way out of a paper bag.

Jon Bostic looked good this year?

Can you point to one aspect of this team that was well-coached this year?

Why would I give a dumb ass like you the courtesy of rational discussion? Life is too short to waste that on people like you.

I never thought of it like that. Stupid decisions are obviously a limited commodity, so the Eastern teams use up the supply before the Western teams are finished having their breakfasts.

It's weird that the NBA set it up so the Eastern Conference has to work under those rules, but the Western does not.

He chose to make a subtle political statement in this article

You spend a lot of your day outraged that people care about things you don't want them to care about, don't you?

How dare the writers at Deadspin have the opinion that a racial slur isn't the greatest team name, and choose to call the team by its city name rather than objectionable term!? Don't they know how mad that makes you!?