Boo to you.

You'd have thought so, wouldn't you?

That is just nonsense. Schilling was not being mocked for being a Christian, he was being mocked for being fundamentally, and proudly ignorant about science and using that ignorance as a cudgel to pretend everyone else was wrong. That he chooses to justify this ignorance with his version of Christianity doesn't make…

It was a joke, nerdlinger.

I hope you touch a girl's boob some day.

I thought that joke smelled bad on the outside.

See, that's the thing about both Woods and Jordan: they have more money than they could ever spend in 10 lifetimes, they reached the absolute pinnacle of their professions and are beloved by hundreds of millions of people around the world, but they're also both pretty clearly miserable pricks whose insane…

Who will have the most miserable post-retirement life, Jordan or Woods?

I'm willing to bet that the Child Magary is not being hounded by strangers yelling at her.

To be fair, his ability to run significantly faster than anyone else on the field was a pretty core component of his success as a rookie.

I've read this twice, and I'm still completely unclear what it is you're trying to say.

Have you ever taken a biology class?

False equivalence and knee-jerk contrarianism.

Not everything has to be a HOT TAKE.

Well, a story on Deadspin is definitely the place to whine about Jezebel, that's for sure.

That's the spirit—never give up!

a blowjob from a pro cheerleader

Troll smarter, not harder!

When you were fifteen, did a 47 year old woman give you a blowjob?

Edit: Oops, hit "reply" to the wrong post.